Stable Genius Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 On 4/29/2024 at 2:38 PM, Pete1111 said: What Noem is thinking... "Oof!! He smells like the stalls at the Sioux Falls stockyards." Plastic surgery disaster. Murderous dog-killing slunt. Class warrior. Republican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stable Genius Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 The 6-Steps of being a Trump loyalist: 1. Reputation damaged or destroyed 2. Ridiculed, humiliated or laughed at by late night tv comedy show hosts like Jimmy Kimmel 3. Have to hire an attorney 4. Indicted 5. Arrested 6. Jailed The scorecard: Navarro: 6, Michael Cohen 6, Lindsay Graham 2, Rudy 4, Manafort 6, Bannon 6, MoscowMitch 2, Rubio 2, Trump himself: 4.5 (fined for violating gag orders), Ronna McDonald 2. Eastman 4, Cheesbro 4 or 5. Pence 7 because Trump’s angry mob wanted to hang him, Meadows 4, Ellis 4, and now we can add Noem 2, Barr and Sununu both 2 for saying they will vote for Trump when previously denouncing him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JKane Posted May 12 Members Share Posted May 12 KeepItReal and stevenkesslar 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pete1111 Posted May 14 Members Share Posted May 14 The MAGA intellectuals envision a Ken Burns documentary that will someday tell the tale of the greatest president the world has ever known. One chapter will review Trump re-discovering and ultimately re-writing the history of Gettysburg. Wow!! Ken Burns will narrate: Not well practiced in reading and remembering a lot of detail, the stable genius reminded all that Robert E. Lee had no cell phones (Trump really said this) to warn his great general. Lee could not text the warning, and so he sent his horses instead. But it was too late. (here we'll see screen captures of soldiers falling in agony, horses whinnying, gunfire, canon fire, and so on, fading to a harmonica) And then Ken Burns continues to narrate: So came the terrible fate of the soldiers , and in an Irish brogue the voice of Trump echoes one last time the warning that failed to arrive to the fray. Never fight uphill me boys, never fight uphill Trump re-writes Battle of Gettysburg: ‘Never fight uphill, me boys!’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc in Calif Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 JKane 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 Von ShitzInPantz's best bud, Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan, not only embraces Hamas, but welcomes them into Turkey, saying "We don't deem Hamas a terrorist organisation." A lot of American Jews find this boyfriend experience between Von ShitzInPantz and Erdogan reprehensible, yet, Von ShitzInPantz can't understand why more of them aren't stupid enough to be conned by him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
