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what do you think I'm Rambo or Connan the Barabarian?

nothing new as many glob trotting backpackers would agree, theft from locals is less a problem that theft from other travellers specially in dorms at hostels. Or traveller you recognize from your hotel spots you on the market or in restaurant , claims to forget money and asks for small loan to be repaid immediately when back in the hotel never to be seen there again. Had this twice in span of 7 years , hotels we were staying were very small to easy to find me and shockingly perhaps in both cases culprits were Swiss, not nation exactly famous for dishonesty.

you are ruthless bargainer ! Even boy I once wanted to buy such watch for and gave him money to bargain price down with promise he can keep the change did not go that low From where I live I have two time choices of getting to LOL. early afternoon departure with late evening / midddle of the night arrival or middle of the night departure with late morning arrival. I found first option quite easier on both suffering through long flight and fighting jet lag. But still price and connecting time are deciding factor in choosing flight, hell with lag

and this is very good point, good you brought it up. It mat not be comfortable to walk through lobby full of people while in company of farang too old to be his uncle, not a most pleasant part of boy's job. It's why , while walking with boy to the hotel I sense he is not comfortable to walk arm in arm I let them go bit faster or stay behind 2-3 meters if they wish. had that awkward moment last year in Cambodia walking with boy through quite busy porch of River Queen / now 84 hotel/ when all of the sudden everybody paused for second a two including few guests I chatted with before but I smiled and so did they / it was young crowd, ususaly better understanding word ' fuck" and inclined to take it more literally, LOL /

Day 5 That was morning when I finally figured out what is wrong with my tablet ( having it plugged when reinstating power in the room ). We are supposed to be in the middle of rainy season but weather so far is hot , humid and sunny. I took motorsai taxi to Bali Hai pier to see that new Pattaya’s toy – ferry to Hua Hin. There’s only one sailing a day and ferry already departed but two other identical vessels were still moored at the pier, costly back up I thought. I got that bright idea that if I decide to extend my stay in Pattaya I will make day trip to Hua Hin and back just to see how it is. Then meandering through walking Street and adjacent alleys I came to 2nd Rd to catch baht bus to Jomtien as another option I’m entertaining in case of extension is to move to 2 nights there. I went for a walk along the beach , now partially demolished due to all that construction and walking along concessions for a first time this trip I realized that it is low season as chairs were empty everywhere. Perhaps timing was partial culprit, it was between 1-2 so lunch time but quite empty it was. Going back toward Jomtien complex I was tempted to stop in Bamboo bar since it seemed to be well staffed and patronized for time of day but decided to keep walking. Jomtien complex was deserted at that time with one exception when I was passing by – Fah massage was sporting more than half dozen guys lingering at front and all of them quite attractive so after surveying realm of complex it was no way I could resist temptation. Problem of which boy to choose I solved easily simply by grabbing nearest one. Lao boy named Chai, left me to take a shower , returned shortly after and started massage with fast and long stokes I like . Heat in the room most likely was reason he shed his clothing almost immediately and things went their natural course. It was great time , 300 for the house, 1000 for the visibly happy boy. On departure checked boys again and truly if I stay there I’d run through the whole stable since all of them looked attractive. Unheralded and rarely mentioned place but quite a gem in my not so humble opinion. Returning to Pattaya I had another moment of enlightenment with an idea of returning to Bangkok by the airport bus instead of one departing for Ekkamai from North bus Station. Rest of afternoon spent wandering around the Tuk Com and Sunee Plaza, still deserted that early but I noticed some congregation of farangs having a dinner in Ting Tong Red and recalled it must be Gaybutton’s crowd meeting for their Thursday meal. Back in Boyztown I took a seat at Oscars , got my Chang and started light flirting with their boys one of them quite talkative and funny, feminine type not shy to admit “ I’m a lady at heart” and another one tall and handsome, manly but a bit more reserved. I was supposed to have another massage with Kao at Copa and true to Boyztown form as soon as he arrived somebody from there spied me sitting at Oscars , came and told me that he is there already so off I went. Since yesterday I told him that next time I will be massaging him he resigned to his fate and succumbed to my mutilations and I was in 6th heaven having a chance to do that to his near perfect , highly caressable body. It would be nirvana to have him long time I thought. Added 100 to yesterday’s tip to extract a smile and returned to Oscars boys for more fun talk with hope one tall and handsome will be willing to do time with me till morning. It was actually him who suggested “ I go with you”, very inexpensive proposal at 1500 / LT so not before long we were marching to Walking street to see the traffic, have a beer and return home for a quite passionate and long meeting. World saw us going down for a breakfast as late as noon if not later . Always good hearted I volunteered to up his tip to 2000 and judging by his smile it was good move. Thus day 5 was over very late.

Jet lags are killing me at either end and usually 2nd and 3rd days are worse than 1st. I don't take any chemical stuff in order to fight it , like reader above i try to fight it by listening to my body. What helps is that I generally don't sleep long hours and even on Sunday wake up at 6-6.30. What I noticed it that with age lag suffering becomes worse and worse but there's benefit too - long haul flights become more and more bearable.

I'm also frequent user of motorbike taxis and never neither in BKK nor in PTT had any impression I'm in dangerous situation. In Saigon once I took motorbike taxi all the way from airport downtown to my hotel and as one can see, survived to tell the tale.

I actually find more sexy if boys are somewhat dressed, skimpy briefs would do. Complete nudity tastes better in the room than in the bar where I have impression I'm dividing my joy among others while in the room I have boy's charms , whatever they are just for myself.

always waiting for that elusive smile do move on an off but don't despair, I DID off Keow of BBB and you will read about it very soon

perhaps you are right although I took my boy after second show and I doubt they have another one and still was required to pay 800. Perhaps I should bargain it down. My axe-murderer from there was absent during my stay but I'm glad I found two suitable substitutes.

when i travel that far I'm looking for ways of having fun and overlooking obstacles if any. It looks that this was second time I liked Pattaya part of Thai trip better than BKK one, economy was some factor but just some. I agree about BBB prices but I gladly paid those . For me XBoys while nice are more also runs in comparison to ones I like at BBB. Never used apps and perhaps time to start but I don't want to spent vacations glued to a screen and combing offers, rather to it analog way sitting in the bar when I see what I may or may not buy.

I'm not saint here , I simply don't take people's pictures too often, boys , old aunties or whomever. Topic of posting pictures was discussed many times and I agree with your assessment, protecting their privacy is on top of my list although sometimes I think they don't mind as long as it would help them to be more in demand. Quite a few times , including last trip, boys asked me if I want to take their photos before I even ask and were quite adventurous and revealing with what they wanted to show without putting any condition on publishing. Even in such a case I keep what I took for myself. Internet never forgets so it pays to be vigilant. To be even handed I don't agree when boys want to take my pictures either.

Day 4 – evening Rumbling become too long so I split day 4 into two parts, first available to everybody and second one restricted to 20 y.o. and over. Dressed in new shiny shorts after making sure contents of all 11 pockets from old ones were transferred properly to corresponding in the new garment I parked myself over beer in the last chair outside of Castro bar in front of BoyzBoyzBoyz ( BBB ).to my left it was some potted bush and on other side of bush two farangs were chatting. As it turned out later one of them was Williewillie from our forum . I met him before but somehow neither one of us recognized other even if from exchanging PM we both knew we will be there. In meantime in front of Copa I noticed Kao, masseur I met twice in December when he had morning shift there but now I learned he has another job in Baan Suoy so is only moonlighting at Copa. Couldn’t be happier seeing him and even more when saw smile on his face when he noticed me. Well built yet still super cute smooth eye candy with very good massage skills and hair style I like. In all massage places in BT they charge minimum tip up front so when you pay 900 , 400 goes to the shop and 500 to the boy, just make sure you ask if in doubt. But sensing that I’m already familiar with boy I was charged 400 house fee only after receptionist asked something Kao in Thai, most likely something “Am I charging that dick your tip or no? “ I guess . Happy , happy with prolonged body to body part , well deserved 1200 tip met with smile and an appointment met already for tomorrow but I told him tomorrow I will massage him as such a well proportioned body can’t be wasted to sweat over my carcass and LT was out of question because of his day time job. Did not cross my mind to offer to buy him out for a day from that job. Not very talkative but pure three times distilled pleasure to be with that man. One of those I could off LT just for hand holding session ( getting hot in here, let me open the window) . Energized by massage and recognized by one of mamasans lurking outside I went to BBB hoping Bank, boy I offed 10 times already including taking him to Bangkok for a few days back in 2015 will be there but unfortunately no and I learned later that he will not be there next week either . Good thing I did not look into mirror to see my long face although BBB is not short of attractive boys and quite a few are my type including one tall hunk of Tawan proportions named Keow. Show was about to start so all boys were parading on the stage , unfortunately all of them in jeans or track pants and only some shirtless. So yes , it was wall to wall cock as always but this time somewhat hidden. Show more or less follows known format with violin playing to blowing wind , drum banging and most important big cock show with participants parading through an audience looking for tips. I outwaited many suitors until said Keow showed up nearby tucking 100 baht into his briefs, no better way to extract that smile. Drink in BBB is 280 but if you want to invite boy to sit with you his drink rises to Bangkok proportion whopping 450. Apparently this is to ensure that boys are receiving something for time spent with customers taking them from the pool but skimping on tip. There’s logic in it I learned few days later when boy I was willing to grab was sitting with some lady throughout and as I learned later , tipped for his pains 100 baht , missing not only my off but any off that night. Off fee is 500 and if you are taking buy who is in the show it’s gigantic 800. Before midnight I changed scenery to XBoys in soi 1, just in time for their midnight show. Boy with silicone cock is gone , show is that same like always with 5 performers and at end we were treated with spectacle of SPECIAL SHOW. Two Chinese visitors were so excited with what they saw that they did not even wait until actors will start their round among audience but climbed stage with fists full of banknotes , probing with hand if thing is really THERE and tipping lavishly. Watching their excitement was truly best part of the show. Kids in candy store at it’s best . Music level finally toned down at XBboys. I did not want to venture anywhere else in search of pillow for the night so grabbed one of show boys, not one from special show though , ensured that he does long time , 2000 asked and approved. Before we landed in the room went to seafood restaurant on the corner , one with metal tables and had a meal and conversation. Nothing spectacular in the room but not bad either, after all for half of Tawan price I’d be last to complain. I liked his no rush attitude and conversational English so we emerged for breakfast at 9.30 only but in New Café Royal that’s no problem as breakfast is served till 5.15 p.m. And this is how day 4 was over.

Day 4- day When coming to Thailand somehow I never had any pull toward Pattaya. It took me 9 trips before I ventured there and even that only for 2 days and I did not like it. Too many dour faced old farangs and to top it, my both LT offs were disastrous. But some members, Pattaya defenders like 1moRussian , anonone or firecat encouraged me to give her a chance so I did and second time seemed better so ever since every trip has Pattaya component. Last December I was there only two days and first time since fall of Troy I actually liked that part better than Bangkok one, also short with 5 days there including day of arrival and departure. So when preparing for this trip I decided to book record 5 nights there with option of extending by another two if I will be inclined to with firm resolution that decision will be made on my last, 5th day. If extended I entertained option of staying in Boyztown ( BT )where I always do or moving either to Sunee or Jomtien for those 2 extra nights. After lonely night in the cold bed and Foodland breakfast I packed and went to Ekkamai bus station this time deciding on taking a bus despite van driver waving at me from the distance. Vans from there are bit more expensive 120 vs. 108 for a bus but drop you at vicinity of your hotel for free or 20 baht extra depending on the whim of driver I guess. Somehow did not feel like seating in cramped van and opted for bus comforts , particularly that next one was departing in 20 minutes or so. Even that short wait was shortened with chat with some farang and young black guy from Belgium. In Pattaya bus station songtaew mafia has vehicles waiting and will deliver you close to hotel for 50 baht at least if located in Central Pattaya , no experience with Jomtien ones. If one wants to economize , can dross the road and stop baht bus / songtaew / and go for 10 or 20 if change at Delphin roundabout is required but coming from place where bus ticket costs 80 baht I found 50 reasonable. Always stay in one of three BT hotels ( New Café Royal, Copa and Ambiance ) and don’t have any preference for any of them , always go by the price or a deal like breakfast included. This time it was New Café Royal, I even splurged for more costly Executive room , not much more spacious than Standard one but with breakfast included for 42 USD I found it great deal / one of the days that follow that breakfast actually was only meal I had in a whole day and it kept me running throughout /. Advantage of staying in BT is being in the thick of action with everywhere close but with good you need to take a bad - whole soi will see and comment on whom , when and for how long you are taking home. So be aware that your last night stand or yesterday massage boy may give you evil eye next day or day after because you decided to lavish your affection on somebody else. But with bad comes good, when I asked for particular massage boy from Copa he was not there but when he arrived somebody came to me sitting at Oscars , bar two door over and told me Kao is already there. Altogether I found it to be friendly and good value location, not for shy types though and sometimes with late night noise issues but living on busy street I never have problems with noise seeping into room while in BT. One of receptionists there is a boy well built and cute like hell and passing by I can’t help but wonder how he looks like when less dressed so to speak but never had a courage to make a move and try to check if such a survey would be possible but it’s an eye candy pleasant to smile at 10 times per hour. After settling in and desoiling I went for an usual ‘ what changed since last time “ stroll noticing new bar 360 in Pattayaland soi 1 and now closed Vassa, only bar there I never put my foot inside and it looks I never will. Old Happy Place bar location still vacant with name still shown. On the Beach Rd toward walking street is Alt Heidelberg, German restaurant which is my favourite feeding place and their Wiener Schnitzel with homemade fries is almost like Mom used to make for us when we were kids. It shows a bit of age , to correspond with ‘Alt” (old in German) in the name I guess but it was great relief to see it’s still there. On my way in one of stands on the street I spied nice patterned cotton shirt so lavished 150 baht on myself to let poor to know how rich people are living. After the meal more shopping since I decided finally to check Central Festival mall never being there in my 6 previous visits in PTT. 10 baht for baht bus from 2nd rd and 5 minutes later I was in to find myself back outside another 5 minutes later realizing I did not sit 18 hrs on the plane just to see another standard shiny , chain shops infested mall and opted for Pattaya Night market across the street. I’m not shopper at all but like wandering through exotic markets even if they are aimed at tourists but had a reason to visit – I need new shorts as one I brought started fraying and not being of high quality could disintegrate fast any time , God forbid on my way to church for example. I like type with plenty pockets locked with Velcro as I found them useful for my system of distributing spending money all over me , 1000 here , 700 there and 500 in the back pocket and so on. It took me while to find what I wanted but I did and 380 baht happier , shorts in the daypack heavier returned home. (rest of day will be reported later on today )

that would be great !

thank you Vessey. It will be some pictures later on , very few and none of the boys. I'd not take any offence if you find report boring. About twice a year for an entertainment I read my previous reports posted here and I see certain shortcomings but damage is done and edit time passed. Feel free to point what you don't like and this is addressed to everybody.

this would be sensible but I don't have strong will for that. lol We all have our own prescriptions since fighting it depends of out internal body clock, time zone we are coming from and comfort of trip undertaken. This trip I had luck of nobody seating beside me on both long hauls and having enough elbow room helps to come rested and relaxed. But body has own needs , adrenaline drops after initial excitement and it's why I usually experience lag on second or third day , rarely first. On returning home even if nothing exciting here in this case is the same.

been there done that although in case described above he did not pretend , busy previous night / with me / , full time day job and return to bar next night , he had right to be tired and I liked he was , LOL

every day unless there are no tippers

you are right but that doesn't make me happy, I don't travel that far to be preoccupied with saving money, that part is better done at home as I'm low maintenance product. That incident with me hot hearing Christian's knocking and reception calling reminded me that our bodies have certain requirements lust or not and knew that if I off somebody , will have no use of company.. Few years ago I had a case of offing boy so tired that he fell asleep almost immediately. But it was him sleeping deeply leaving his body at my disposal, not a bad thing ( no I did not abuse situation but remember it fondly)

Day 3 I noticed that with age I take those long flights better and better but at price of jet lag killing me more and more. Today is day 3 and after two quite intensive days and nights I start feeling like energy is leaving me. On top of it problems starting with my tablet, not that I can’t live without an access to internet but sometimes Nantra’s lobby where public consumption computers are located is full of people waiting for something and it does not created good environment to open page of our forum with all those semi-naked beauties. I even created thread looking for help with that tablet problem and using this occasion I sent big THANK YOU to all who responded. After few days I identified problem – when leaving room I was leaving tablet plugged in. Upon removing key card from the slot power is cut off from the room. On return , when I place card back in the slot power returns but at the same time small surge created overheating inside of tablet and until it was unplugged and cooled down I couldn’t start it. When I made sure I unplug charger before leaving room problem was gone and tablet worked normal way. So much for a technology for you I guess. In order not to waste whole day dozing, I took BTS to National Stadium , then walked to Saen Saep Khlong (canal )and took boat to a Talat / market / Bobae. For some reason I like wandering there and visit it every trip. What is new in the khlong is tourist boat which goes as far as Bangalampu as an addition to regular commuter service terminating near Golden Mount temple. I just noticed it but did not use tourist one yet. If you are interested visit Christian PFC blog at https://christianpfc.blogspot.ca/2017/09/saen-saep-canal-tourist-boat.html where you find more detailed information. Did not buy anything in the market and after hour or two returned , stopping at MBK for a lunch. Full stomach and untreated jet lag made me so sleepy that I barely managed to take those 3 stations to Silom , went to hotel and there went to bed hoping that after 1-2 hours of sleep I regain consciousness and be ready to see ChristianPFC who was supposed to drop by at 6. It was already dark when knocking to a door woke me up and immediately I thought it must be him. Yes he was but time was already 7 p.m. Of course he was here at 6 , knocked to a door , since was no answer went to reception , asked them to call me and because it was still no answer he decided to try one more in 1 hour . It shows how deep in sleep I was. No kidding with sleep deprivation. We decided to have a dinner in some Japanese restaurant on Silom , 2 servings of gyozas fill me in, Christian had some other treat and we decided to do some bar hopping as usual , this time we started with Screwboys. Mamasan recognized me , she always does . It remnants of Dec 2014 trip when I offed 6 times Lao boy named One from there , perhaps best off I was dealing with ever. Well built , well behaved, patient and never asking for anything, still after all those years I miss him and every trip ask mamas an if by a chance he did not return to his duties to no avail. We had our drinks , I distributed some tips but none of us was in offing mode so we decided to make a hop to Fresh Boys to see human resources there. In December I had great fun with two boys I took from there and on entry one of them recognized me immediately while it took good 15 minutes before another one sent big smile in my direction as well. We watched the show, here they have SPECIAL Show as well with one of my boys performing top position. Again few tips and then as agreed previously we went to Jupiter 2018 where I expected Oud to be available for an off as agreed on day 1 but he was nowhere to be seen. As it turned out week later , he was in airport kissing good bye to his motorcycle throwing Chinese lady. Show was almost over when we arrived, Christian did not stay long but I decided to kill some time there to watch the boys and listen to some oldies from lip-synching by some girl on the stage. Actually I had a good time and was in no rush to leave but when bar started to empty around 1 I took off with everybody else. On my way home detoured to BBB Inn to see if my favorite masseur Tao is still working there, he was and actually still wet after shower he freshly took. Promised him to see him next week but I was in no mood for a massage nor off with lag still lingering in my body . On Suriwong I saw some Tawan boys going home , in front of 7/11 ion the corner of soi 6 some others including my last night off Boon and #6 I started to salivate about were having a beer. Both boys even made motion showing desire to walk with me to a hotel but today is historical day, first time ever in my 16 trips to Thailand I did not have neither massage nor off any boy. Not as much tired as scared by that oversleep incident I decided to have good night sleep alone to avoid any disturbances hoping to bring my body to a balance after 4 sleepless nights including one of departure and one lost on the plane due to time difference. I always chastise members who are reporting going to bed alone for wasting their vacation time so now is your turn to get back at me. It was good move still for two reasons, first to get my sleeping pattern adjusted to normal , second to balance budget after 2 LT at 4000 it saved me 1000 compared to my usual 3000 / night pattern. See how prudent am I ? And this is how day 3 was over.

you mean , wearing just aprons ?

how much? 20? 120 ?

always at end of show so approx 11.30 , 1-3 participants as long as customers are tipping

stay in boyztown like before and you will not have problems with "daunting task of travel" neither with your guests nor visiting families with added bonus of supporting small business not some multinational corporate fat cats. If you stay in Agate , baht buses are running into late hours so you can off easily from BT , not to mention some boys have motorbikes ( in Dec last year I offed ABomb boy who had a car )