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Reading that last episode got me all horny, and I don't even like 'hunks' LOL Perfect mix of prose and porn - I love it!

As long as we end up getting loads pics of cute Thai bums I am not really too concerned what the thread is called LOL And yes I will try and dig a few out .............

Excellent and entertaining start, thanks, Looking forward to more.

X-Boys shows 10pm and 11.30pm

In Pattaya I have yet to see any schedule of fares, and I use taxi-bikes every day I am there. You do get a rough feel what a fare is likely to be, give or take 20 baht, and occasionally you get quoted some outlandish fare but it is rare (twice in 17 trips in my case). When I hire from my hotel taxi rank I often give a small tip (fare 70 but give 80 and not ask for change, etc). The advantages for me are transport across town when it would be impractical to get a songtaw, and also in the evenings when traffic is still so heavily congested along Beach Road and you taxi-bike just wends its way between the near stationary vehicles.

I confess that your last installment bought the odd tear of sentiment to my eye; wonderful and heartfelt reporting.

Its a bit like calling all (or most) of us 'sex tourists' there are not many of us who would readily call ourselves that even though we travel half way around the world and pay Thai boys to let us fuck them. To be fair most of the boys refer to us as 'customers' even when we have known them for years, that is why I so appreciate Vit always calling me my my Christian name as it makes me feel more like a person he knows rather than just another customer. Most of my friends would hate to be called a money boy. But even the boy who I help at University still expects daily payment when he comes to stay with me even though he protests that he is not interested in money and how its all up to me - it isn't really of course. Similarly many of the girls will admit that they 'work bar' but get upset if called a prostitute. But what of the girls who work 7/11 but then will appear on Beach Road at the end of the month when the rent is due LOL

One of the reasons that I, and perhaps others have not been commenting is that we are quietly sharing your awe and wonder at your travels, and for me at least a sense of envy in that I wish I had your energy and adventurous spirit whilst on holidays rather than just skulking amongst the fleshpots of Pattaya. Makes me realise just how much I miss out on on my holidays. So pleased feel encourage to keep posting, we are living your holiday with you.

I always try and offer breakfast and mostly the offer is accepted and I use the check-bin change to also offer a little taxi money. My hotel is not in a gay area of Pattaya and at least one of my regulars prefers to have breakfast brought to the room instead of going down to the restaurant below. The offer of breakfast is not just mannerly on my part, I really don't like to eat alone. And anyway, unless their English is almost non-existent, it is an opportunity to learn a little more about their life and family. I am always pleasantly surprised just how many of my barfines are more than happy to open-up about their village/town and family life.

A truly outstanding Trip Report unfolding, I am buckled-in and ready for the ride. Thank you.

I suspect I am far from the first to make this little discovery. But wandering around Face Book - as you do - I came across (pun intended) Hot Boy Viet Nam. A closed, but very large group where my request to join was accepted within minutes. https://www.facebook.com/groups/1747891165468876/ It contains a staggering, and ever changing, array of pictures 'live broadcasts' (and their recordings - mostly -a few get wiped mid-broadcast - they are the best ones LOL). Nothing too salacious (although occasionally one or two the 'live' broadcasts try and get away with it), but hundreds of pretty Vietnamese boys of varying ages from too young to almost too old - but the bulk of them 20s and 30s I suspect. Each trying to impress with just how much of a 'hot boy' they are. Window shopping at its best. Below are some of the ones that I selected over a 5 minute period: Anybody else suggest any FB groups to while away the cold winter evenings? Any suggestions gratefully received.

A truly excellent Trip Report; a product of a holiday that was both cultural and 'cultural' LOL I enjoyed both parts. My next trip is only two or three days away now, its only 2 weeks, but I hope I can pack as much into it as you did yours. Thank you.

Not really my type, but rather than sleep alone - this one.

What have you got to loose? Take whatever opportunities are available to get to see him again and get to know him better. Would he be keen to meet up if you had no money - probably not. Would you even be having this conversation with us if he wasn't a young Vietnamese 'Hot Boy' who made you pulse race? - probably not. But if you each have something the other wants then why not give it a go? (Although I am something of a hopeless romantic LOL)

Given the amount of camera shake I guess he was just your type LOL

Absolutely, Oscar Wilde famously said that he could resist everything except temptation. There are usually many long, cold, lonely months between Thailand holidays - go for it. Besides which if I could find a boy who could hit the head-board of the bed when he cums I would be locking him inside my room!

Having said I budgeted 10k a day there were days when I went to 12k or so. Having said that, I think your manage your money better than me in that you seems to have had more 'fun' for your money than perhaps I do - although at almost 63 I am probably a fair bit older than you by the sounds of things. All I can say is 'well played sir!', 'very well played!'.

All being well (taxi turning-up and plane taking off (& landing of course)), I hope to return to Pattaya next week for a two week January holiday (5th-18th) I am aware that I haven't met any of you yet. With that in mind, as it is my Birthday on the 6th, I am thinking an informal party - probably in Toy Boys (although they are currently blissfully unaware of this). The drinks are fucking expensive - so I will not be ringing bells nor getting particularly drunk myself - but it might be a pleasant opportunity to meet any of you who would like to pop in and say hello. I am sure most of you know Toy Boys well, but for me it is Twink Heaven, but with one or two on the more muscular size I recall. Please send me a PM if you think you might be interested. Oh yes, P.S., all being well I shall head to Eros the day before on the 5th and perhaps share a bottle with the 'lads' there LOL If that is of more interest then again, please let me know so that I can look out for you.

Loving this, particularly Day 12 which sounds like an almost perfect day for me, although I guess that at least some of our boy choices may have been a little different. You really are seeing and enjoying the 'sights' of Pattaya. Can I ask what sort of daily budget you have?, how much did Day 12 cost you for example. I try to be disciplined in how much I am going to spend in any bar at any time - but it doesn't always work. And I do try to be disciplined in how much I spend over a day - but that doesn't always work either. I do, however, take a little extra cash with me each night - just in case. But it is so easy to go over, at Eros for example, I give 100 baht for a quick fondle, but (like Good Boys) if I 'help' them cum they get 300. Last time four or five boys took advantage of the 300 baht offer I recall, which, with drinks added, soon starts to mount up, especially if one of the boys ends up deserving of an even bigger tip LOL

My overall impression in Pattaya is that the girls get a better deal from girl/boy drinks than the boys do. I stay in Soi 6 where lady-drinks are in the 150 to 160 baht range (sometimes shots are cheaper) and they get about 40 baht per drink that a customer buys them. In Toy Boys, the drinks are 250 to 260 baht for both customer and boys and that the boys only get 20 baht per drink - which IMHO is outrageous. But as three of my current favourite boys now seem to work there I guess I am going to be there on a daily basis. However if I buy a boy a drink and he comes and sits and chats - then I give him 100 baht tip minimum; I would rather do that and be a bit stingy on the drinks - costs me less and the boys get more. I suspect that all bars and agogos get the bulk of their profits from drinks, and that off-fees and alike are relatively small beer by comparison. Scandic Massage opposite Toy Boys was 1,500 baht for massage and 'sex with boy', I think the boys got less than half that - so again, additional tips in the room for good performance etc. were usually gratefully appreciated. My massage lad at one of the more traditional massage shops on Second Road, got 100 baht from the 300 baht cost of the oil massage. So I would always tip at least 100 baht at the end (more inside if he was being particularly 'helpful' to my needs of course).

Yes its the same for me, at the start of each trip half of me is dying to explore new opportunities, but the other half of me is equally desperate to fall into the arms of my favourite(s). Inconveniently my three favourites from last trip are now all working in Toy Boys, and apart from the sheer expense of rounds of drinks there, there will need to be some delicate footwork about who is coming home with me afterwards LOL

The stories that the Thai guys have small cocks and are lazy lovers is party of the fantasy that all the girls sell to their falang customers to make us feel good about ourselves. "Oh! you so big", "why you make me cum" - all pleasurable bullshit of course. In the real world there are some whoppers out there (thankfully).

Boydrink, and tip for boy of 300 baht when he cums

Run out of 'likes' for today, but I owe you one for that last post. I have yet to have a threesome with two boys, but I just love the idea of watching my own personal show and then being the filling in their sandwich perhaps? LOL

First of all apologies for being late to this marvelous trip report, I always had aspirations to travel and see some of the sights, particularly as my early career was in (UK) archaeology, but I always seemed to get so easily distracted by the bars, agogos and massage shops of Pattaya (although I have seen plenty of 'sights' in those). I love your engaging, descriptive writing style that draws the reader in making it an easy and pleasurable read. Looking forward to the remainder of your holiday encounters. Thanks