Nasherich

Now THAT did make me laugh!

Day 1 Having had a great flight over with Thai Airways (a row of four seats all to myself is a rare wonder), I decided to take the bus to a Jomtien instead of my usual taxi. It was a smooth process apart from the passengers, (myself shameful included) who did not realise the seats were actually numbered and reserved. So there was an awful lot of shuffling going on as people relocated to their correct seats. I'm not entirely sure why it mattered that much, although obviously some couples wanted to sit together. But once underway, Jomtien was reached in two hours exactly, leaving a short walk to the Agate Hotel for my stay. The welcome at that hotel is always fantastic: every member of staff conveys the same. I started with a quick breakfast at Your Friend, and then followed with a two hour massage at the The Blind Massage Institute which never disappoints - if you want just a good massage. I had in mind to visit Good Boys that evening after seeing some recent reports on here and having never really ventured far into Sunee previously. Upon arrival, I didn't even have time to sit down before I was invited into the back to choose somebody for a private show. Drinks purchased, my chosen boy lowered his trousers to summon up some action. It wasn't really happening, so I offered to apply to some oral stimulation. This seemed to work just fine and we were in business. Alternating hand and month produced a reasonable cum harvest: one can only assume business is light. I'm not sure I'd bother again to be honest (I've had much more fun for free elsewhere), so when another boy offered to do the same, I wasn't inclined to take him up on it. Not that it stopped him taking out his considerably-sized cock next to me and continually asking me to look at it. He finally put it away and tried his luck at the front of the bar. I went to have a look around the massage places near tuk com and made a note to return to enjoy a session with a particularly cute guy in an orange shirt in Somjit massage. I returned to Jomtien for a meal at Dick's (unusually disappointing as it turns out) and then jet lag began to kick in, so I went for a cup of tea at the Art Café in Jomtien centre (the lady running it is so sweet and they have a good job of making what is essentially a multi story car park look like quite calming and inviting). The restaurant opposite the Agate has now closed and turned into Blue Angel massage. Quite a nice selection of friendly guys. I couldn't resist opting for a foot massage and made a mental note to return for more later in the week. Having dozed a little during the massage I thought I'd take a walk down to the beach but I was accosted outside Boy Gaga (my favourite bar because it's quiet and relaxed) by a guy I've known for many years now. Many whiskies later I finally returned to my bed. Day 2 I managed to make it down to breakfast. They've changed it from waiter service to a buffet on some days and I think it's a general improvement. They used to serve up so much a lot of it went to waste. Most of the day I spent round the pool, fielding messages on various apps - so many I could have done with a personal assistant. Finally selected a guy to meet at La Baguette café. He was very nice and spoke pretty good English so we went back to the hotel. No issues with guests at the Agate. One problem emerged almost immediately: kissing revealed he was a smoker. I should have asked but forgot. However he was quite passionate, tactile and athletic and we both ended up happy. He seemed very keen for me to take a shower. I don't think this was a hygiene issue (before anyone says); I've read enough on this forum to be on my guard. I demurred and then he said he would go and smoke a cigarette on the balcony. Once he was outside. I took the wallet out of my shorts and took it in to the bathroom with me. While in the bathroom, I suddenly noticed in the mirror that he was back in the room fishing around where my shorts were. Now I might be wrong but I could see no reason why he should have come back into the room. He saw me and then moved to look at something in his bag. Knowing there was nothing of value lying around. I took the shower and got dressed. He then announced he had to leave for some reason or other and then asked if I could help him out with some money. I really don't know if he was hoping to steal from me or not but I have no issue with someone asking for money directly so I decided to help him out but I won't be seeing him again. More to follow...

What an amazing story. Congratulations

I've always avoided Sunee plaza before, but I think I'll pay Good Boys a visit on my forthcoming trip (and report back of course!)

I suffer from the same problem as you but have found very few places have these tables. I usually overcome the issue by putting a pillow under my upper chest.

I usually stay at the Agate, but tried Zing once for a change. No comparison and I won't be going back.

I've spent some time with him too. Lovely cock!

I quite like Sandbar by the Sea which fronts onto Dongtang beach. Good food and service, sometimes live band.

I stayed at Zing late last year. I wouldn't stay again. I found the place somewhat run down. The Agate is a far better option.

The sauna is open to everyone from 2pm until 9pm ish. Nothing to rave about especially, but the steam room is good, and the roof terrace is a nice space where you can sunbathe nude (rare for Thailand). Both Jacuzzis were luke warm. Breakfast at Aquarius was very good but I was disappointed with the maintenance and cleaning standard of the room taking into account what I paid. Transport does appear to be expensive and scam-ridden. I found places to eat which i didn't think over-expensive.

Yes, normally for an oil massage but this started out as a foot massage only

I stayed at Aquarius. I think there are better (nicer) options for less money so i would probably stay elsewhere. Corner Bakery looked promising. There were a reasonable number of customers around but nowhere near the level of three years ago.

Got full house on the way to Swampy this morning: taxi with seatbelts, air conditioning, no unpleasant smells and meter switched on when asked!

The forum concentrates on Bangkok and Pattaya but I thought I'd share my time recently at Patong in Phuket. This report comes after 11 nights in Laos which I've reported on in the Asia forum: http://www.gaythailand.com/forums/topic/10936-trip-report-11-nights-in-laos/ After my trip to Laos, I headed off to Phuket and specifically Patong. It's a couple of years since I've been here, having spent most of my holiday time latterly in Bangkok and Pattaya on trips. On my first visit I had nothing to compare it to, so it was interesting to see again. My thoughts are that I greatly favour Phuket. From a scenic point of view, it's great. From a nightlife point of view, the scene is much smaller but very friendly and laid back. I can definitely see myself spending more time here. I arrived quite late on a Friday night, and after a quick shower, went out to see what's changed in the Paradise centre. My first encounter was less than 2 metres from the door of my guesthouse. A somewhat chubby masseur who basically barred my way insisting that he massage me. I started out trying to be jovial about it but eventually it got annoying. I made a mental note to try and avoid going past him again, however after a couple of days, he seemed content to just glare at me. However it's an interesting feature of the massage places in the Paradise centre that the boys are much more interested than elsewhere in persuading you to come for a massage (as apart from looking bored and glued to their phones), the one exception being Blue Dolphin. Most are pretty cute and very friendly and happy to engage you in conversation, even if you're not up for a massage at the time. I like this because, even if it's an illusion, the sense of being seduced into having a session starts things off very well. On my first evening, I decided to just have a foot massage, and went to Siam Massage. They don't have chairs there so foot massage is done lying down, and I removed my shorts as requested to avoid getting the balm on them. It was a nice gentle massage, but as the guy began to massage into my groin, it was abundantly clear that my underwear was under a certain amount of pressure. He began to tease me with gentle strokes working me into a state of considerable anticipation, before setting my hard cock free of its confines and replacing his hands with his warm tongue and inviting lips. All around me too, I could hear the sounds of other customers in various states of ecstasy. As he continued to give a blowjob of epic quality, I signalled I would like him to wear fewer clothes and so very deftly he divested himself of his t shirt, jeans and boxers. We lay naked, kissed, sucked each other, and eventually brought each other to a natural sticky end. So that was a good start. The second day, I indulged in a two hour oil massage at C&N. I remembered this place from before, as being somewhere that offers excellent quality no nonsense massage. And so it proved with a first rate masseur who I would return to a couple of times before the end of my holiday. In the evening, I went to James Dean bar. It's a quiet bar at the beginning the soi into Paradise, where I had offed a boy several nights on my previous visit. This time, he had gone home early for Songkran but I spent the evening drinking with the manager. After that I headed round to Heaven, a small bar near the dolphin fountain. I bought the guys a drink and sat next to a very affectionate guy and it was not long before we decided to spend the night together. The third day I pottered around in the morning dodging in and out of the rain. In the afternoon, I headed up to the Aquarius rooftop. It's quite nice up there especially if there's a gentle breeze. While I was there, a dark skinned Thai guy arrived, whipped off his towel, and proceeded to whip up his cock to quite a considerable size. It was quite a joy to behold, and he seemed quite restless, constantly getting up and finding a reason to walk around with his hard, long and fat cock for all to see. Whilst it was impressive, it wasn't attached to someone particularly felt I wanted to indulge with, so I never found out if he was a money boy or not. Later i popped into one of the Gogo bars, My Way, to see the show. Decided these aren't really my thing, but there were around 30 boys available most of whom were easy on the eye. One afternoon, I'd come back from time on the beach, and was on Grindr when I was contacted by a guy who works at the guesthouse at which I'm staying. Next thing I know he's outside my door. I let him, me dressed only in a tenting towel, and we enjoyed a moment of intimacy as he closed the curtains and removed his clothes... An oil massage at Siam Massage followed. Quite a good massage by all accounts. Masseur only wearing shorts to start with swiftly removed towards the end. I like that place but will try others later. Each time i went to C&N I asked for the same masseur as he was very good. It's funny how some guys can massage you and have you in a state of arousal without even touching the goods, and others can do all sorts of intimate touches with no response (as least that's my experience, perhaps others are more ready at the trigger on all occasions!). Chemistry is an interesting thing and with this guy things clicked. By the third session i had with him, he gave me a nice long penis massage. Absolutely awesome. I dropped into Kai boy bar one evening. Guy who sat with me not really my type, but he was good to talk to and practise my Thai with. He was so desperate to give me a massage that i finally conceded and agreed to a foot massage. I was shown up to to a depressing and somewhat smelly room (like a teenager's bedroom). As far as it goes it was fine. I really didn't want to indulge in any sexual activity but i allowed him to have a wank whilst he sucked my cock. I returned to Heaven bar for the final evening and reacquainted myself with the guy I'd offed previously. Both Grindr and Hornet were pretty active here with quite a few attractive guys interested. So i like Phuket and think i will split my time between Pattaya and here for the next few trips.

I was in Phuket a couple of years ago for Loy Krathong. A couple of boys made a specific candle for me to float on the water along with them, and we lit a lantern too. The Thai people were perfectly happy for me to join in with Songkran in Pattaya last year too. Christians are perfectly happy (indeed feel it's their mission) to have non believers join in their celebrations. I can't speak for a Muslims but Buddhists seem very accommodating and accepting.

I got a taxi from Don Muang this evening. No sign of any seatbelt straps or sockets. It's ridiculous if they're not going to force taxi drivers to have functional belts.

My itinerary started in Vientiane, a charming capital city which I would certainly consider coming back to for a slightly longer look. I found the people endearing and the boys very handsome. In terms of sexual exploits, I was to find.a very conservative culture, and in this report.I am not going to identify the places, however I am happy to share further details more privately. I went to two massage places, picking male masseurs on each occasion. For the first, I was picked up from my hotel and taken to the premises. Things didn't get off to a good start as there seemed to be some confusion about the length of massage I had asked for (2 hours). I was then told I couldn't have that much time. We settled on 90 minutes and even that conveyed a sense of reluctance on behalf of the masseur. I was almost at the point of saying forget it, but hey I suppose something is better than nothing. It was a good competent (if short) massage, and a happy ending involved an opportunity to suck my first Laos cock. It was enjoyable but I did feel a little short changed here. The next night, I passed by a massage shop on the road down to the Presidential palace. A cute boy invited me in and gave me a very competent oil massage in a private room. Towards the end, he sensed my discrete touches and burgeoning erection, but did nothing else until the end when he invited me to type my number into his phone. I thanked him but declined on the basis that I would not be able to invite him to my hotel (strict policies). Second stop was Phonsavan. Well worth visiting for the Plain of Jar Is which is amazing, but nothing else there and zero nightlife. Then onto Vang Vieng. Despite my fears of this being backpacker party central, I found this quite a nice relaxed place with plenty going on (perhaps being just slightly our of season made it so). One evening I passed by a massage shop. 'We massage everything' said the seductive lady. This sounds promising, I thought. I asked if she had a male masseur. 'Oh you like it strong?', she enquired. I went with that explanation thinking she was being discreet. The masseur was quite cute and did a thorough job. As time progressed, he allowed me a little fondle of his hard cock. Suddenly, a female voice was heard outside the curtain and he quickly adjusted his clothing, whereupon the curtain was pulled back. 'You need lady for that? she suggested, looking at my erection. Clearly, her comment about strong massage was just that. I fought off this challenge, and once alone again with the guy, asked him if he'd like to come to my hotel. He then quoted $90! So that wasn't going to happen. The next night, I was messaged by a guy on.Grindr.. He was a masseur and offered to come to my hotel for a small premium on top of the usual massage price. This seemed more like it so I requested him to come. The massage was very good, but try what may there was no prospect of him removing any of his clothes or indeed doing anything remotely happy at the end. Strange considering his approach; perhaps just an enterprising use of Grindr. And so onto Luang Prabang, an endearing place. I found a masseur here on.Hornet who offered to come to my hotel. The hotel, however, refused to sanction it (strict regulations about not having anyone other than your spouse in the room). The guy then offered to take me to his house. I had some concerns about this, not least when we seemed to be going to a fairly deserted place.on his motorcy. But it turned out to be fine security wise if not massage wise. We both ended happily, but I was struck at how tame and reserved the Laos people are. It's a fantastic country with lots of unusual things to see, but better stick to Thailand and Cambodia for fun of the.sleazier side.

I went to Dr Bear in Sukhumvit (I recall there being two branches). I highly recommend it.

I very much doubt that a boy in Super A is going to get 4 offs a week, more like 4 a month. I think their pricing is the Thai inverse law of supply and demand. If not enough demand, jack up the prices to compensate.

There are two reason I didn't counter offer (I've read enough posts on here from others to figure out what's fair): I very much doubt the boy would have got more than 1000B of the 3000B so his cut would no doubt have been severely reduced. Secondly I think if you're going to quote unrealistic prices, you deserve to get no business until you do.

I was definitely quoted 3,000. At the prices you suggest I would have agreed but in the end we both lost out

Arrived at Suvarnabhumi on Monday morning to massive queues at immigration. Went to the far left queue and had a stroke of luck when an official ushered me round a screen into the area reserved for Thai Royal Silk customers. In and out in 15 minutes maximum! Took the metro to Silom and walked to the Raya hotel where I'd booked the previous night to be sure of an early check in. I've grown to like this hotel now I'm accustomed to the quirks designed to inflict pain on the unwary, such as the wood plinth around the bed, the large step across the bathroom door and the tiny step down into the corridor outside the room. Once unpacked, showered and relaxed, I headed to The Prime massage for a 2 hour jet lag busting oil massage. I have to say it was one of the best I've had anywhere. All very professional. Curiously I found myself massively aroused through the whole thing even though there was no explicit sexual element to massage (other than very sensual and intimate touches), much more so than if had gone to Arena, for example. Perhaps it's just the way my mind works: the thought of the potential is more exciting than the certainty! Passed some time at Bunfe's cafe fielding unrewarding messages on Hornet but no one who took my fancy. After dinner, I was approached in the street by a guy who led me into Super A. I've seen some discouraging reports about the place, but there was a reasonable selection of about 8 boys, including one guy who looked to be packing quite a punch in his tight boxers. But I picked a cute Laos boy to come and sit with me and share a drink and a bit of a fondle. I found it distinctly off-putting to be effectively stared at by the other 7 boys plus the two guys running the place who continually pestered me to take the boy to an upstairs room, for 3,000b which I thought was rather a lot, so mentally I decided to annoy them by not doing so. I was quite pleased when a couple of other customers came in and took the pressure off. After a couple of drinks I settled my bill and tipped the boy for his nice smile and erotic cuddle. I wandered past the Golden Cock, somewhere I've never been, and took one look at the motley crew outside and decided it would remain unvisited. After a cup of tea and ice cream at Dick's, I headed to Mantra massage where I've had some success with a surprising end to a foot massage. Disappointingly, I was told 'no foot massage', so onwards to Nature Boy where there were 4 boys on the stage. I picked one to come and sit with me and it wasn't long before I was fondling and sucking his nice thick cock. I didn't feel like offing, so after tipping and settling the drinks bill, I headed to Art next to the Raya for the foot massage. A very cute guy was massaging the guy next to me and we kept exchanging glances and smiles. As I bent down to put my shoes back on, he whispered 'oil massage?' to me. Very tempting but by this stage it was getting so late I thought it might be rushed, but I whispered back that I'd consider coming back tomorrow... I returned to the hotel and enjoyed a brief visit from a boy who'd been messaging on Hornet. A short time but very sweet and a good end to the first day. The second day I paid a visit to Muang Boran, which I think very worthwhile. I had a pleasant time cycling round the place until I got a puncture. I was hoping to have the oil massage with the cute guy from Art but disappointingly he appeared not to be working today. Why he didn't mention this the previous night I don't know. A missed opportunity. I really need to understand the importance of carpe diem in Thailand. Deferred arrangements often don't happen!

I've tried them all, apart from number 5 which I've not noticed - perhaps it's new since my last visit in October last year? The best experience of the ones you list was at #4. Good rooms (I think it was formerly a small hotel) and all performed naked and enthusiastically. I went for a foot massage at #3. Guy spent the whole time trying to persuade me to go into the back room. I finally caved in and ended up with a bit of body to body time. The others were distinctly average. The main thing is that there's rarely anyone I find personally attractive sitting outside. The best experience, though, was with a Cambodian lad at QM bar (not listed in your map).

I haven't stayed at Poseidon but I've used the Agate several times and never had a problem. It's always been fairly empty though. I'm surprised it's still in business. But it's a beautiful hotel with excellent breakfasts.

I've had many massages at the Blind Institute at very good prices. All of them excellent, but don't expect anything other than a massage.