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I think you got your idioms mixed up: it's the early bird catches the worm, not the horny bird catches the sperm. 🙄

You offered your arse to everyone? No wonder they were raided and closed down.

A tonne of sheep's wool.

Perhaps dried flowers command a premium? 🤷

My parents would swear it was the Who Shot JR story arch on Dallas. They were and still are devoted fans and absolutely loved the DVD box set I got them for their 50th anniversary.

Because the card holders were either dead or dying? 🤔

I hope this doesn't happen on a flight somewhere.

You got it wrong. The insurance is to cover other people's blood pressure rising from interacting with Olddaddy.

A priest would have opened a bar in Sunee Plaza, not Soi Twilight. 😏

In mid air?

You should be leaving for Thailand soon and I wanted to wish you a safe and happy trip. Bring your raincoat with you and wear sensible shoes. (August is still okay; September is the wettest month of the year.)

Yup. That's what my friends who stayed there last February discovered too. It was cheaper booking through Agoda. Perhaps Londoner gets a special rate as a regular guest. My friends were happy with the hotel though, thanks to Londoner's recommendation.

They are a dance troupe, possibly the only fem twink dance troupe working in the nightlife industry and their style and presentation is quite unique. I wouldn't assume that everyone working in that environment is a sex worker. Some of them are in relationships with their contemporaries as are many others within the complex and this is perfectly normal.

Interesting read. https://www.newsweek.com/dementia-can-strike-before-65one-group-may-be-more-affected-than-thought-12253344

That image is sure to bring in customers to his new restaurant in Pratamnak by the busload.

Was he petting his famous pussy as he gazed into your eyes?

Why? Does Eric have four hands?

No, a gangbang.

Yes, but don't they make it compulsory for all guests to wear Friend of Dorothy t-shirts during their stay in Pattaya? I mean for Olddaddy it's merely a confirmation but I'm not so sure other guests would share his enthusiasm.

Moral of the story: don't book hotels while under the influence. I had the same thought when I read his post but damn, you beat me to it! 😆

There is but the problem is they can't decide which one to evict.

Hmmm, I hope you don't forget to bring a scoop and a paper bag when you go for your walks...you know, in case you have one of your little accidents...😉

Nah, no need to apologise. It should be obvious to anyone with a modicum of common sense and sensibility that it was a mistake. Please continue to contribute. I remember you from the old fora as being a class act.

"And now I will stomp my feet and throw a tantrum! You can't come play with me anymore during recess!" Err...no need to be so needy.

So does counting to ten instead of assuming every post made is about oneself and lashing out in response - and that includes quotes made in error.