BjornAgain

Now it goes all the way. Local buses take you from Casino to Lismore, Ballinia and Byron etc.

Back in '74 their Right-Winger was my English teacher, a Mr. Gerald Davies, now Sir Gerald Davies.

You took a good beating last Saturday.

You sure you haven't got Scottish blood in you?

Thought an @Olddaddy was just a measly 10 satang?

Oi!, watch it.

Is this your style?

When I'm back in AUS, I take the train from Central up to Casino then hire a car to visit friends up in Northern NSW and QLD. Takes about 11 and a half hours, however normally takes longer. Have done SYD to BNE, but the killer was BNE to CNS, 36 hours. Although it's only 30 hours today. Queensland has invested in rail stock, so you get power sockets and more comfortable seats. NSW the cheapskates are still using rolling stock from the 80's, i.e. ex QLD; and have the cheek to call it an Express Passenger Train, no power sockets, no openable windows so if the AirCon plays up you cook, as for the toilets, yuck. Now, The Ghan on the other hand, The Venice Simplon-Orient-Express of Australia, 54 hours of picturesque mastery.

You're selling yourself short, thought you were more expensive than that.

It's all down to diet. Eating things like asparagus, garlic & onions would leave a bitter taste, think asparagus wee. Whereas a high fruit diet, ie high in natural sugars would be more sweeter. Hydration plays part, so plenty of water would dilute any bitterness. It needs to be a lifestyle choice, as it takes a few days to filter through. A quick plate of watermelon and glass of water just beforehand won't work! Could bring a whole new meaning to the role of a sommelier!

The new Marriott Resort and Spa that opened in December down in Jomtien; would match your accommodation requirements to a tee. Just a half-a-cum (150THB) Bolt Taxi ride over to NighBoys in Pattaya.

Also a hit with the ladies, judging by the blushes we got at Happy Beer Garden when @floridarob showed them a photo, "Do you know this man?".

300. Unfortunately he was no Spartan.

Obviously better than New York, as they only say it twice!

Does that imply you'll be Pattaya/ Jomtien way between the 7th and 13th March?

Didn't know it was 2027 already.

The Prime Petite Filet Minion it is. And there's me thinking you were a size queen.

Or it could have had expanding "canard wings". You'll need more than lube for a full insertion!

Happily second that. Bottom right-hand corner of Lumphini Park, in One Bangkok.

Obviously not from the UK, eating "greenies" isn't something you would boast about, unless you're a 10 year old boy. Believe you cousins from across the pond call them "boogers".

If you're not already, then join the Supertown Gay group on Facebook. Updates most days as to shows, weekly / daily themes in bars and resturants within Jomtien Complex.

I aways use the Hilton at the river end of Silom Road. Costs last year were around 2300 per night for a King Deluxe High Floor room, so with Hilton loyalty status, I always get upgraded to a suite. 2 bathrooms, couch, double aspect view of the Bangkok skyline and river (a glimpse anyway), a bath, 4m² shower; so plenty of room for sharing, 2 TV's, mini fridge, free unlimited drinking water plus the usual Tea/coffee. Hotel has pool, gym, saunas (M&F) as well as a dedicated breakfast room. Sorry gentlemen, but for the price of a boy drink, this to me is a better option. Okay, it's a 20 minute sobering-up walk from Soi 4, or 200THB in a Tuk-Tuk, 70 in a Bolt Taxi or 40 on a suicide bike. Hotel due to start a major refurbishment project in April, after which prices will rise, but expect some decent deals whilst the works are carried out.

Good point, not sure on NighBoys too, but did partake in a bucket full last time I was in Winner.

Cracking news. And just a 10 minute walk away.

Better still @Olddaddy, setup a Tradies bar. The boys can be offed to partake any number of jobs, check your plumbing, wire you up, mow your bush, survey your area, cook up a treat or just scrub your carrot, put up shelves, plowing your land, vitamin D supplements, games of bashing the Bishop or bumping uglies, sweeping the chimney, the possibilities are endless! Full Aussi Tradie attire as standard. Redo the old Skyhooks classic, "Thai Boys in Uniform".