Keithambrose

I am going to Sydney in July. I assume that that is off season?

I was trying to be helpful.....

Perhaps it's Esperanto?

Stay off the home made gin!

Baffled, again!

You should see the Interminable, dull, condescending, self justifying, tedious PMs I'm receiving, which I am ignoring.

In a beach restaurant in Brighton, you had to order by QR code at your table. My QR code did not work. I summoned the waitress who didn't believe me, and said 'it must work'. Finally, as I was about to walk out, she relented, and accepted an oral order!

It has its uses in cases of insomnia!

Internal massage?

Perhaps they are just bored?

Best thing, as suggested to me by others, is just ignore your posts. I intend to do so. Life is too short!

+1

You always have a choice!

To be fair, I introduced Australia, to refer to Old Daddy, who referred to 'us peasants'

Just had my booster!

The sort of post for which the word 'boring' was invented! Also, seems to me unnecessarily vindictive.

In my case, a distant memory!

What has this got to do with previous post. You are usually baffling, but more so here.

Soldierites might work? Especially if Guardsmen? See Rumpole, ' the Guardsman's defence'. (Showing my age)!

The Guardian has got a lot better to be fair, and still tries to report on news, as opposed to the Mail or the Express which have become comics.

Dyslexia rules, KO!

Indeed, they then cry a lot, preferably on TV, and are forgiven!

They are enormous, I see some farmers use helicopters.

+1

Certainly Australian ones!