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The world's heaviest pussy. . .

Anyone else catch the pilot episode of this new series on LifetimeTV on Sunday? It stars Jennifer Love Hewitt who suddenly finds herself without her husband and she becomes a massage therapy who initially refuses to perform extras but then realizes that she won't make any money if she doesn't. And most of her male clients are very hot which is not necessarily very realistic but makes for good television. . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONzzpZibS_o

With the 11th Season of American Idol nearing completion, we feel like things are getting a little tired in Hollywood. Simply put, the show is in serious need of a makeover. Below, we've compiled 11 ways we would fix American Idol, including adding a new judge, a "swear jar" and a revamped voting process. Check 'em out! 1. Eliminate Tommy Hilfiger! The votes are in, and the American fashion designer just didn't make the cut, color or style as Idol's inaugural celebrity image consultant this season. Not only were some of his early calls suspect at best (advising Erika to go with a short, black pixie cut?!?), but some contestants, including Phillip, didn't listen at all a…

In great news, NBC has given a series order to the Ryan Murphy pilot The New Normal, about a gay couple and their surrogate. The network hopes to launch the series early, after the Olympics.

Because the City of Los Angeles will officially proclaim it My Three Sons Day (que music). (add official city info)

NOTE: You have to skip forward to the beginning of the play but the entire play is in the above YouTube from last night. Hollywood's brightest stars gathered in Los Angeles to bring the Prop 8 trial to life with a script Oscar winner Dustin Lance Black created from the trial transcripts. George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Chris Colfer, Matt Bomer, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Jane Lynch, Matthew Morrison, George Takei, Christine Lahti, Kevin Bacon, and Jamie Lee Curtis but were some of the talent that turned a bitter, dry trial into a human, humorous affair. Chris Colfer stood out, trapped in a witness stand, talking about being sent to reeducation camps run by NARTH. Matt Bomer neve…

Alex Trebek said in an interview that he's thinking about retiring but, after hosting Jeopardy for 28 years, he's tempted to stick around for two more years. I think Anderson Cooper would be perfect to take over Jeopardy but he has too many other good jobs right now. But he could take a ticket from the Ryan Seacrest playbook and do yet another job? Who do you think can take Alex's place?

Who cares if he is a slob?

LGBT Slaughter in Iraq I don't know enough about this source to promote them for donations, but it's an issue that needs more attention...

He has grown up to be a very sexy young man

Well for those fans out there still hanging on, NEXT week is the show's 2 hour finale.... Supposedly, all loose ends will be tied up, and a few surprises thrown in. How do you think it will end ???? Lynette and Tom back together ? Renee Doesnt marry the aussie? Susans daughter DOES marry Porter? Bree exonerated ? Gabby goes to jail ? Oh my ! so much to ponder.....

In this weeks episode of Smash on NBC, we are led to believe that Ellis, the coniving assistant has Gay sex to further his career aspirations... Were you surprised ? Do you think Ellis is Gay or just a schrewd Opportunist ? I always figured him for gay. the scenes of him making out with his girlfriend are the most laughable on the show. So awkward and unbelievable. Do you think Ellis will accomplish his "producing" goals, or get the boot ?

Some thought it was hot, while it left many other Chicagoans feeling cold -- but either way, Seward Johnson's controversial, 26-foot-tall Marilyn Monroe statue is set to be removed from the city's Magnificent Mile Monday. The sculpture, depicting Monroe in her famous "The Seven Year Itch" atop-a-subway-grate stance, was unveiled in the city's Pioneer Court last July. The statue -- titled "Forever Marilyn" -- was panned by critics and locals alike, and named among the nation's top 10 pieces of bad public art by VirtualTourist.com. The piece was vandalized multiple times, once with red plaint splattered under Monroe's white dress that ran down her leg. As the Associated …

You have to love Hillary Clinton. I'm glad she is taking the time to send this important message on Bullying. . .

...or just watch it again and again...

I doubt that the editor of this Pittsburgh newspaper wanted to say "Shit Yourself". I suspect the art editor is looking for a new job. . .

This week's episode, Choke, sucked. About the only good song was the overproduced and badly lip-synched "Not The Boy Nextdoor." Badly-acted moment with Rachel. Two bad hard rock songs by Puck. His body was rockin', but that was about it. Poor direction, bad writing. And the "Cell Block Tango" from Chicago was atrocious. Naya Rivera ain't no CZJ. Cryin' shame.

I was hoping that Ricky Martin would get a nod but alas no. . . Nominations for the 2012 American Theatre Wing's Tony Awards, announced Tuesday. Best Play: "Clybourne Park," ''Other Desert Cities," ''Peter and the Starcatcher," ''Venus in Fur." Best Musical: "Leap of Faith," ''Newsies," ''Nice Work If You Can Get It," ''Once." Best Book of a Musical: "Lysistrata Jones," ''Newsies," ''Nice Work If You Can Get It," ''Once." Best Original Score (Music and/or Lyrics) Written for the Theatre: "Bonnie & Clyde," ''Newsies," ''One Man, Two Guvnors," ''Peter and the Starcatcher." Best Revival of a Play: "Arthur Miller's Death of a Salesman," ''Gore Vidal's The Best Man,"…

Maybe some of you have seen this, I just discovered it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in9SiDtJLaU

I think most will be shocked by the elimination tonight on Idol. I think they actually sent home the weakest voice that's left in the top 7 but he did have a huge fan base. In fact, he had more twitter followers than all of the other contestants combined. But Colton is going home. Kris Allen performed tonight. He is really looking buff these days. He must want that look to do with his new dance direction which I'm loving. I was hoping he would actually sing the dance version tonight but he sang the pop version which is still good but his voice is more restrained in the slower version.

Found this pic online. Thought I share it

These two sites allow you to rent your place and or you can find other places to rent. From BnB to a yatch to other typical and not so typical homes. Some of the places to rent look fun. http://www.airbnb.com/ http://www.flipkey.com/

Today, should we celebrate with a Marguerita to celebrate the Mexican holiday or with a Mint Julep to celbrate the Kentucky Derby? Personally I am betting on the 5th horse in the Derby and drinking Tequila with mint to honor the occasion. Best regards, RA1

I needed one of these in college and so did my suite mate on the other side of the phone box. I caught him several times doing this. . .

Turn off the lights turn on the lava lamp spark up your smoke or grab a glass of wine and enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T7WujWrn7c