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i know you guys are thinking, "damn whore this had better be the end of this story. Yes! it is. 
I ended the last post telling you guys about my bh having hot sex with the sexy dominican woman. when they were done, she showered and left. i told my bh that i wanted to do something special for his son. there is this amazing indoor theme park establishment in the mall called screamland. i showed him the place and told him that i wanted to treat his son there on sunday around noon. now when we communicate we do it all though the translator app. im trying to learn spanish but it seems like the more i learn the more i need to know. especially when communicating with him cause i dont know some of the words hes saying.
i told him i would meet him there the next day, sunday around 1230. he asked, "was i leaving sunday as i always do." i told him "no im staying until monday."
im going to veer off topic for a second. although the colonial zone was slow as hell thursday through saturday, it was EXTREMELY FESTIVE on sunday. omg! it was unbelievable. my husband and i were in plaza espana and as we were leaving we heard loud music playing, people singing and a large crowd gathered.
i told my husband we had to go see what was going on. it was an outdoor concert that to my understanding they have every sunday. we stayed for an hour mainly lusting over the sexy dominican men as they were dancing in the street with their friends and family. if someone knows what this event is called, please tell us. trust me, this is a social gathering you wont want to miss. ok, now back to our former topic. 
we meet at the mall the following day. before i paid for the screamland pass i told him to order pizza, wait for the pizza  and eat in the food court with his son. his son is so damn cute, just like dad. i think he recognized me from the party because he said "hola" when he saw me. he melted my heart i said hola and shook his hand. he ordered the pizza and i paid for it. 
while the pizza was being prepared we walked right next door to the screamland place. we got the game card and the receipt for the his son to enjoy a few hours playing the games and riding on the rides. my bh told me thank you very much. i told him no problem and that he was my friend i shook his hand and was about to turn and walk away. he leaned in and said "i will see you later" i told him ok ok. to tell you the truth i didnt have to see him later because i was all sexed out. i mean my hole took a beating this trip. but i do travel with vaseline grease and continually rub it around my back door to help with the ripped skin, tears or scratches.
my husband and i get back to the apartment, invite our friends over and they started to tell me how much fuck they had sucking dicks, having the guys dance for them and watching the guys play with each other. they want to do another trip and asked when my next travel date was. i told them that we come every 5 to 6 weeks and as long as they were comfortable staying in their own place, they can travel with us anytime. we sit and complete our eticket and then head out for a bite to eat, 
they love pacos so we indulged and went to pacos. around 4 p.m. i get a text from my bh. he sent pics and said that he would soon be done and wanted to come over around 5. that was perfect because it gave me time to finish up lunch, but i knew that we werent going to have sex because i was done-done. when he arrived my husband was laying down in one of the bedrooms so i was in the living room alone. i opened the door, we greet each other, he walked in, i locked the door and turned around.
he was standing right behind me, moved my flimsy muscle shirt to the side and started to suck my nipples right at the door. he laid it on extra think. i felt his tongue rolling around my nipple and all i could do was throw my head back, take deep breaths and  enjoy this immense pleasure i was deriving from the suction of his mouth. i thought my knees were about to buckle. i grabbed my hand and placed it on his dick. it was rock hard and he has the one of the prettiest dicks ive ever seen.
i rubbed his dick as he continued to suck my nipples. i knew that he was giving me this extra special treatment because of me treating his son to the indoor amusement park. i knew i wasnt going to allow him to penetrate me again, but he didnt. he walked to the fridge on his own, grabbed a beer, opened it and walked to the bedroom. i thought him doing that without asking me was so sexy. it was like he was saying to me "daddys home."
we go to the bedroom he disrobes, suckes my nipples again, this time with the cold beer in his mouth. the senstion was intense. i reached down, grabbed the lube and started to masturbate him. he pulled away after a few strokes, put his beer down then went in the shower. when he got out the shower i was laying on my back. i didnt want feel his dick in my ass so i told him to get on his knees next to me, play with my nipples with his hands and i would suck his dick while i sniff my fuk juice and jack off. 
he leaned over and sucked my nipples more then leaned back and put his dick in my mouth. i sucked his dick while he slowly face fukced me and after about 5 minutes i was releasing my load. i was done. that was it for me, but he then wanted me to suck him some more. im the type of bottom that when i nutt, im ready to shower and sleep. but it seemed like he truly enjoys my blowjobs and i love to hear him moan when i do so. i stopped sucking him after about 2 minutes then he sat up in the bed, watched gay porn and released his load.
as he was leaving i told him i would see him in 6 weeks because we were due to leave the next day. he asked what time were we leaving and i told him 1230. he told me to come to the shop so he could cut my hair. the next day, monday, my husband and i went to the shop around 10 and he cut my hair. he had a few other barbers walk in while he was cutting my hair. they spoke, we shook hands and left.
our bags were already packed the night before so my husband and i watched tv on our firestick. if you dont travel with an international firestick then you are crazy. those firesticks are amazing and you get all you local stations plus premium channels as well. my good judys are packed as well and i have the driver schedule to pick us up at 1230. at about 1149 i get a few messages. the first text was from the dominican procurer who i dont know. i think ive told you before that ive never met this guy, dont know how he got my number but hes super friendly with me and always always always sends me guys with pictures and phone numbers and videos. 
he was texting to fin out why i ghosted one of the contacts he sent to me. i told him that when i arrive, i already have my guys lined up and they satisfy me so i dont need anyone one. you bitches know i always have my receipts, right . he then told me, "NO MY FRIEND YOU NEED TO MEET THIS GUY!"  i told him we were leaving and that id meet him on the next trip in a few weeks. 
when i opened the 2nd text it was from spirit airlines saying that the flight was delayed by 2 hours. i quickly called my good judys told them to extend their apartment and i would do the same. i told them to send the flight delay text to the guy who owned the apartment and ask them would they please let you stay longer. their owner approved, my owner approve and i had to call the driver to let them know that i wouldnt be leaving at our agreed upon time. i told him sorry and that wed pay him extra and gave him the new time to come pick us up.
i went back and texted the unknown procurer. i remember this guy telling me that he had some kind of job in law enforcement. it has to be true because the pics he sends are of guys who are in uniform standing in front of the dominican flag or wearing full camo gear. i reached out to the guy who he said had this enormous dick and asked him to call the guy for me. i told him that i had a few more hours in the sdq because my flight was delayed. he called the dude and i texted the dude.
now the dude has disappearing text messages. hes very private and cautious. his messages disappear from the threads i think 24 hours after they are exchanged. i told him i wanted to see him and asked could he come over. i knew the unknown procurer put in a good word for me because he likes me in a non sexual way. i mean since ive been home he just texts to say hello and say how my day is going. just this week i told him that i wanted to send him money because of all these sexy official men he send my way. 
he will not budge he always tells me its ok my friend no need to send me any money just take care of the guys and have fun. ok, so dude and i talk and i ask him does he have a huge dick. he said its very big and thick. i asked him for a picture. hes clever. he sent a picture and a video, both set for  a one time view. meaning once you view the photo, you cant screen shot and when you shut down your phone the photo and video is gone. i had my 2nd phone on me so i saw that it was a once view video and photo and use my second phone to record the video and photo.
i then sent the images back to him and told him that i would never betray him and that he could trust me. i told him that he had my word that i would never show his face or video to anyone.  i told him that his trust really mattered to me and i would never betray his trust. he sent praying hands and said thank you. we set up a time for him to come over.
i grabbed my bag ran in the bathroom and did some cleaning. while in the shower the phone beeps again and its spirit again saying that there was another delay. while in the shower, i sent that message to my owner and they told me fine, we will extend your reservation free of charge. my good judys werent so lucky and were told that they would have to pay an additional $50.  they paid it and went out in the colonial zone.
the dude gets to the apartment. i go downstairs to let him in. i open the door and he is so fukcing handsome. the dude is beautiful. we go inside and my husband sees him and says, wow hes very handsome. i asked if he wanted water and went to get him a glass. i shook his hand and told him im there every 6 weeks and would like to see him when i cum. he said ok. i gave him a towel and walked him to the bathroom. he came out the bathroom still wet with and drying off. his dick was long thick and huge just like the unknown procurer told me. my husband was in the kitchen so he didnt see him.
i told my husband LOOK AT THIS! DO YOU SEE ALL THIS DICK! i couldnt believe what i was looking at. he was bigger than manaconda. i dont even know how he keeps all that dick between his legs. he sits down on the couch and i start to lick and suck his dick. i grab his hands and put them on my nipples. while im sucking his dick, i take a hit of my poppers and bald my fist up with my poppers inside. he reaches for my clinched fist to take the poppers out my hand. in that moment i knew that this guy was about to fukc the ish out of me. 
my husband started playing with us both. i reached for a condom, opened the packet and gave it to him. he put it on and i attempted to sit on this dominican monument. my husband knew it was a little uncomfortable for me so he started to suck my nipples. he wanted a show and i wanted every inch of that dick in my ass. i sniff my poppers, dude hits them as well. after about 5 minutes and a whole lot of lube, i had him in me. it was very uncomfortable at first and we had to pull out lube him up and lube my ass up very good.
when we finally drenched my hole with lube i was ready to take him. what made this dude so special is that he loved the poppers i had. in fact, i gave him my unopened bottle afterwards because he asked for the bottle we were using. i rode his dick on that couch while he sat there and moaned and sucked my nipples. we both enjoyed the bottle of poppers and after about 5 mins we went into the bedroom. its much easier for me to take dick doggie style so thats the position i got in.
he slowly put his dick in me and we began out fukcing each other. i thought for sure he was going to nutt a few times because he started moaning as if he was going to cum. when guys sound like they are about to cum, i take a whiff od my fuk juice and really fukc their dick. this guys didnt seem like he would ever cum so i told him no more. told him i was sorry but i couldnt take anymore. he motions for me to let him jack off. i told him yes and within no time he was releasing a load all over the bed. i couldnt believe how far he shot nutt across the bed. 
after he showered he told me where he worked and i was in shock not because had a job but because of where he said he worked. i paid him, we shook hands and he left. when i closed the door my husband says to me, "hey tramp, i guess you will be serving your barber husband with divorce papers." we both lol and i shook my head.
so guys, here are some take aways from this long ass story:
1) pacos is a great place to eat and drink but the guys there charge close to american prices for dick
2) the colonial zone is slow right now. if you go now then you will need a procurer. you know my favorite guy but you can also try juan bin=bin and francisco from pacos
3)marlowes is a gay club in sdq and the owner is super friendly and at 11 p.m. his club was packed on a sunday.
4) oustide of marlowes are a lot of guys looking to sell sex. 
5) i can think of the name of the cafe i told you guys to sit at to cruise the colonial zone. sit there, make eye contact and pay a much smaller fee to have sex with some of the most sexy guys on the planet. i mentioned the name in part 2, i believe. i just cant think of the place now. 
i will attach receipts to this post in a few minutes.
to all you fuckers traveling to brazil, i still hate you! lol.
stay safe and well guys. 

You're recommending an acutely homophobic culture where many gays have been put to death or imprisoned because of their sexuality?  In recommending, be acutely specific as to how one goes about hooking up in Egypt.  We all know that one should not display any specific signs publicly: e.g. holding hands, kissing...

There are stunning muscular Brazilian studs in many parts of Brazil.  The question is how to connect with them, initiate paid sex, and with safety.  GP sauna by far is still the easiest and best way to do so.

If you have read any of my previous reporta on Argentina, you know how fond I am of local bakeries and patisseries. I am for a few hours in Buenos Aires (will return this Friday), and just had a quick walk in my former hood, Recoleta. These are some of the prices in one of my best bakeries, Dos Escudos (you will need to zoom in):

And for the meat lovers, this is from Res, perhaps the biggest local butcheries chain:

Today the exchange rate is U$S 1 = $AR 262 (OFFICIAL) = $AR 492 (BLUE).

Certain wines become deeper and more complex with age.  Am I like wine?  Whereas I age, I become equipped to better appreciate an arresting and complex sex penetration?  Or, is the sex with Brazilian men simply *that* good? 
 
As I write this report (with a sore pulsating butt), my head spins with the fond memories I’ve picked up after my plane touch-downed in Sao Paulo earlier this morning. 
 
I agree with other members of this forum; in terms of practically, the layout at the new Lagoa is a little *funky*. 
 
But who cares, since I don't come to Lagoa be an architect or interior designer.  I come to Lagoa to be horny slutty bottom,...and to cum,...and to have the attention span and mental outlook akin to the character “Perrito” in Puss in Boots: The Last Wish.  I find that this outlook archetype is the best way to fully enjoy a Brazilian brothel (and this forum).
 
For a Friday night, there was a good mix of customers and boys. There’s a type of boy for every customers’ spectrum of preferences… lots of them...ranging from the aging muscle heads, young bodybuilders sculpted to perfection, good looking AF college models, natural lean Carioca youth type, dark-skinned, light-skinned, macho hairy to silky smooth, old, and young.  The only common denominator between all these boys is their giant dick size: ranging from big to bigger.  Just when you think you’ve seen a huge “pau” on sampling display at level 2, you walk up one flight of stairs to be further startled by an even bigger penis awaiting to be seen. 
 
Comparatively (or maybe it’s just my impression), the boys at Lagoa are generally courteous and not as pushy as the boys in Rio (before the pandemic).  Like Costco’s food sample system, most of the boys are eager to preview and allow you to “eye-sample” (and sometimes touch) their ginormous, talented, cast iron endowments. 
 
The first boy I selected was a charming 23 yo Carioca with an outgoing vibe.  I usually don’t pick boys who are fully clothed, but this boy’s personality was top notch.  After hitting all the check-marks during my screening conversation (good looks, big dick, beijo, allowing me to lick his ass before he penetrates me, slow initial penetration, speaking sexy Portuguese while fucking), we proceeded to get a suite.  Aside from the great sex, this boy really surprised me with his extra attention to hygiene and cleanliness.  Before the deed, he brushed his teeth and also put on cologne; he takes pride in his masculinity.  This appetizer was so good I ended up tipping him extra for his first class service and the unrequested flash of gozar/leite he drowned on my face as a souvenir. 
 
The second boy I selected was a 20 yo light skinned tight body surfer type with green piercing eyes and quasi-curly hair.  I liked that he was aloof and that he turned on my “hunting” mode behavior.  Sometimes, it’s more satisfying when you have to initiate and chase the sex-mate.  He surprised me by being able to speak English very well and we didn’t have to do the typical dance of “awkward-Google-Translate-negotiation-exchange.”  He was extra horny and has a very alluring surfer grunt.  This main course has a jumbo big dick and a fresh delicious ass.  Masterful penetration technique: a hyper jack hammer that only a young 20 yo virility can possess. 
 
The third boy I selected to end my 3 course meal, was a mid-to-late 20s muscular and light tanned semi-bodybuilder.  He was the perfect dessert to close the night.  In the room, I spent almost the full initial 30 minutes licking, worshipping, squeezing, eating his entire body and orifice.  He likes being muscle worshiped and proactively flexed different poses, surrendering his body to my tongue.  He was so strong that he effortlessly flips me into numerous positions while fucking me.  Doggy => Sideways => Missionary => Sitting on his hardon.  Flip-fuck-flip-fuck-and-repeat: I was the pancake and he was the Michelin chef.  All of this was witnessed by my eyes thanks to Lagoa’s full length mirrors in the room.  His cock was rock hard and big and just the right size to massage my insides (while the two pervious boys I had were King Kong sized).  He was very generous with his time and was an authentically nice masculine strong guy. 
 
Pro-tip #1.  If you opt for a suite, always proactively and kindly ask the room attendant for the remote to the air conditioner.  When the room is nice and chilly, the sex is better.  The attendant and even the boys will not always remember about the remote.  I learned about this the hard way while on my knees looking up, giving a blowjob and happenstance see an air conditioner.  Midway as I was sucking dick, the more rational part of my brain came to the rescue and alerted me to ask if the AC could be turned on.  The boy had a lightbulb moment and agreed that the room was getting warm, so he pulled his jumbo cock out of my mouth, wrapped a towel on, and then went to fetch the remote.  Don’t make my mistake.  You’re welcome.   
 
Pro-tip #2.  The room attendant will ask if you want to buy lube/condoms.  Bring your own XXL condoms, the condoms they provide are simply too small for 95% of the boys there.  Sex is better when the condoms are not too tight and fits properly.  A big dick deserves XXL condoms.  You’re welcome.
 
All in all, I must have been very lucky this first night.  I must say, I am proud of my bum tonight, for all the courage and big cocks it took in.  Thanks to all the helpful folks on this forum that shared useful information before my trip. 
 

It’s very good to read these positive reports about Lagoa. Sounds like old times!

Oh how I havent missed most of you but Im back...Its been TOO long...
Back to talk about my escapades in Rio....
Will be back in October and New Years is already booked!
Last time I was there was March....TOO DAMN long
Long story short, my phone was lost and found, CC was used that was in my case BUT it's all good...
Looking forward to commenting on the new content and adding some SPICE....I hate BLAND
 

yes but we are not on the market as far as I know

This reminds me of my first ever visit to Thailand more than 4 decades ago. I was staying far from Suriwong and given the times I was somewhat timid about exploring. Then a tout offered to take me to a gay gogo bar and for the only time in my life I took him up on the offer. A long tuk-tuk ride later, I was in the somewhat notorious Stockholm bar near the foot of Langsuan - long before that street moved very upmarket. It was a large bar in an old Thai building, hardly any other customers and about a dozen boys dressed in jeans. The mamasan soon sat next to me asking my choice. Jet-lagged and unsure of protocol I said i was still not sure. She recommended I take two upstairs and let them do a show for me.
And that's what i did. For one whose only prior experience of sex clubs was a couple of visits to the Reeperbahn in Hamburg and the saunas in Amsterdam, I was somewhat nervous. But the boys were great. As they were performing, one suggested I move to sit on the bed. It was not long before I was invited to join in the action. Given my inexperience of Thai bars, I loved it and even today it remains clear in my memory.

ask discretely at Tawan,  Freshboys or Screwboys, they may have it on some nights.
Or arrange your own show, hire boys and ask him to find f''k  his mate  subject to your approval , invite them to your room and enjoy the spectacle or even join in

At this moment, Colombia is the cheapest destination in the Americas and one of the most affordable ones around the world for everything not only for sex. Check this website: https://expatistan.com/cost-of-living/index
 
 

The money isn't an issue with me either, it's still a lot less than home. I was just surprised at the difference. What I really liked in Colombia was the quality of the men compared to Canada. The guys in Colombia made a genuine effort to make sure I enjoyed myself compared to the indifference of a lot of the $300 CAD escorts at home. One guy was older and heavier than in his photo, but he was fun to be with and I really enjoyed myself so it was a good lesson for me.

I want Gael.  He first caught my attention in one of Rhyheim's vids when he was part of a "11 Man Gang bang!"  He's handsome, hard, and very hung.  Now I follow him on OF and have given him some nice gratuities at his particular site.  Each one is more than I can handle.

I'm not sure what your Forte is, but it's not sarcasm or humor.....nor sociability .......I'm guessing hanging out in the corner at circuit parties and orgies bragging about your gowns ??

https://linktr.ee/riotourguide.manupeclat
This guy is AMAZING. He also has some of the HOTTEST BRAZALIAN men of every flavor in Rio.
My husband and u have some Fuck-Mazing MEMORIES from this past NEW YEARS EVE because of him. 
Blk beauty is what we nicknamed the guy in the photo. His sex was MIND BLOWING. 

Whenever gays converge there always has to be that bitter queen that has to put everyone down. Since your posts are neither informative nor entertaining,  what exactly is the purpose of the messages you send?   Should ask your MD for some prozac, works wonders.

Yeah, like fucking with the curtains open 😆

One more tip (pun intended).
A great way to tip your programas and the guys who are friendly and entertain you even if you do not want a fuck, it is paying for their sauna fee. They truly love this one.

I can’t believe this is even a conversation.
Tip service workers, you cheap ass muthafuckas. Especially in developing countries. Who cares if they ask or remind you about it? They work for so little. Take an extra roll of small bills to the saunas with you and use them for tips. If breaking a 50 reais ($10 USD) into smaller bits and disseminating it to those who provided you a non-sexual service is going to break you, then maybe you shouldn’t be traveling or even leaving your house at all. 

I think I accidentally deleted my spaces when posting! Sorry!! Will remember for next time.

This forum has been an invaluable resource, thank you!!! It was only right that I gave something back to hopefully help others in the same way 😊
Lol I do love a good Brazilian Uber story haha!
 

You did a very good job for a first time visit to São Paulo, all things considered.
But please, for the love of God, don’t take the huge risk of visiting a stranger’s / garoto’s home / apartment ever again. I’m glad that, against all odds, it worked out for you, though. But I can fill up this page with true stories in Latin / South America / Caribbean where this ended up poorly or worse yet, deadly. 

very well written, kudos to you! 

Hi guys,
I'm on the plane heading back to London with 11 hours to kill so thought I'd use the time to share my thoughts on my first ever trip to Brasil. I hope it proves useful to someone who may soon be going for the first time, or anyone who cares to read it. Sorry if it's a bit long-winded but feel free to stop reading if you lose interest haha! For context I spent 5 days in SP and 4 days in Rio. Consider this trip an early 30th birthday present to myself lol.
Sao Paulo
Arriving in Guarulhous was straight-forward and without issue. Despite countless Taxi offers, I couldn't resist paying 4.40 reals for a train ticket to downtown Paulista. Plus the weather was great and I got to see the surroundings. FYI, the ticket offices for the metro only take cash or Brazilian debit cards. On average Brazilians are much better looking than your average westerner (no offence) and within an hour of landing I was already drooling over some heavenly specimens. l don't know if its the genes, the food, the weather, the mix of indingenous cultures or all of the above, but they"re clearly doing something right. Alot of Brazilians also seem to have very good teeth, both natural and veneers.
After checking in to my airbnb in Avenida Paulista, I took a shower and explored the local surroundings. In the sunshine Paulista Avenue really is a sight to behold. I'd made prior arrangements with a hunk from garotolocal, potentially risky I know, but along with all the positive reviews and the security measures at the Airbnb I decided to go for it. Despite not having any issues myself, I would recommend sticking to saunas initially until you have some trustworthy connections. A few Brazilians here told me about the potential risks of using sites, even trusted ones. If you must use sites, check reviews, instagram, only fans, etc for evidence of an online presence. I booked an airbnb that was ok with visitors so I would have no awkward issues. Being super paranoid, I also removed any potentially dangerous items out of sight - sharp cooking utensils, irons, broomsticks etc I would also recommend hiding your passport and other belongings or putting them in a safe if available. I also let the garoto know beforehand that the apartement has security and is full of cameras for both our protection just in case they try anything dodgy. Security out of the way,  Mr X arrives. Beautifully proportioned muscular frame with tanned caramel skin, arms and pecs bulging through his tight army tshirt. He was perfect for me as I'm into muscle but not overblown steroid-type muscle e.g. Simeon Panda or The Rock etc. He slowly removes his shirt to expose the perfect amount of chest fuzz before moving closer to touch me, what a sight to behold. I won't go into the nitty gritty but let's just say it was a good first night haha. To make it even better, he accepts card! FYI the Pound  GBP £ goes a veryyy long way here, I think it's around 6 reais to 1. And that's with the pound being weak at the minute. I would highly recommend Chase banking as they guarantee the mastercard rate of exchange on all card payments, as well as 1% cashback on all purchases, no withdrawal fees either although some Brazilian banks will charge you a small amount. Also FYI, if you're going to be 'passivo', make sure its clean down there as I've noticed a fair few Brazilian GPs have a habit of checking the condom after sex haha. Brazilians in general tend to be very clean and hygienic, the ones I came across at least. All of them to smell great and use mouthwash etc, especially if they smoke.
The next day after doing a few touristy bits, I decided to head to Lagoa. If you're a foody and enjoy the arts, culture, restaurants, bars, museums etc then you really cannot beat SP.  I enjoy sex but it wasn't the only reason for my visit to Brasil. Beyond Paulisita, SP is not the most aesthetically pleasing city but its full of charm and has something unique to do around every corner. I wouldn't have it any other way. Check out Ibirapuera park on a satuday morning/afternoon to see lots of white topless, hunky, sweaty middle-class brasilians going for a morning run lmao.
I was really nervous heading into Lagoa as I'd never been to any kind of sauna before and had no idea what to expect. I got changed into a towel and began to explore. At first it wasn't explicity obvious to me who was a GP and who wasn't (except for the guys stroking their dicks in a corner for all to see). Without trying to brag - I promise  - I am in pretty decent shape and was approached by guys who either thought I was a GP, or they knew I was a client like them but wanted to try their luck regardless. And to be fair, there were some sexy customers too! Next tip, as you probably know, learn some portuguese before you come here, at least the basics. Ideally, invest in a language course, I definitely will get some lessons before my next trip. I can't emphasise this enough, especially for emergencies as google translate may not always be available, nor will it always be safe to pull your phone out. English really does not cut it here in around 85% of situations. I am by no means fluent but I spent about 3 weeks beforehand learning the basics. I do speak French so this was a massive help in terms of vocab and sentence structure etc, lots of words are very similar. Knowing Spanish is better than knowing English, but again invest in learning portuguese. Plus, I get the vibe Brazilians don't really like it when you expect them to speak Spanish - so yeah, learn Portuguese. It will also make your experience 10x more enjoyable. In terms of Lagoa, due to previous posts on here I had lowered my expectations. However as it was my first time I had nothing to compare it to and went with an open mind. I was pleasantly surprised, there was a mix of everything from muscular brazilian jocks, to bodybuilders on steroids to athletic swimmer body guy next door types, to slim twinks. There really was something for everyone. If you're into pure muscle then it doesn't beat 117 in Rio (will discuss Rio in a separate post hopefully) but you'll still find a few decent studs here to make it worthwhile. I am quite shy and had no intention of approaching anyone. The best I could muster was a smile and an extended gaze when walking past someone hot. I got myself a drink and made my way upstairs and awkwardly sat in a small side area where some straight porn was playing on a big-screen TV. One or two average GPs approached but I politely declined. Then after about 15 minutes, I made eye contact with a stunning muscular beauty, dark brown maroon skin, about 6 ft 2, looks around 25 - 30 years old, abs with some fur that could literally grate cheese, beefy pecs that you could squeeze and kiss for eternity, perfectly proportioned arms - amazing. For me this was the peak of muscular beauty - not too steroidy - just right. My absolute limit would be Joao Humberto, the gogo dancer who frequents Lagoa, even though he is clearly juicing I still find him insanely sexy. After making eye contact with the guy and smiling, he smiles back and comes to sit next to me. He doesn't actually say anything initially for about 2 minutes. I work out that we're both quite shy. After a couple of minutes he speaks.... 'how are you doing?'... in English. Either he knows I'm a foreigner or he's overheard me speaking broken portuguese somewhere in the sauna lmao. We chat for around 5 minutes with a mix of basic english, portuguese and google translate. Then the moment of truth, he starts bouncing his bulging pecs and asks me if I like what I see. I was sold at this point and there was no going back. This guy is very smooth. Some Brazilians guys really are naturally very charming. He is top and asks for 200 reals. I agree without hesitation and we make our way to a room. Again I'll leave the nitty gritty to your imagination but lets just say he took my number and we had another a session the following day haha Brazil really is amazing! After the session he heads home as he has a fair way to go. I go back to the bar feeling a bit more relaxed. I'm approached by an athletic mixed guy, not my type at all but he's persistent and I'm happy to entertain his chat. Btw I am being deliberately vague as to the personal details of the guys purely out of respect and their discretion. Long story short, me and the guy end up chatting for about an hour like two old friends. We're of a similar age and have similar interests. He's actually straight and only does sauna work to help support his family. I tell him that we're buddies and a programa isn't going to happen but I give him some money to help him out with some personal things. We exchange numbers and he becomes my defacto tour guide of SP over the next few days. He even drives me to a (straight) whorehouse in downtown Republica, very seedy lol. Be very careful if you go to Republica in the evening, or even getting into cars of unknown people. I took a risk here. I hate labels but if we have to use one, you could call me bisexual. We both enjoy the same girl at the brothel for only 40 reais each. A cute carioca from Rio with a big bunda (ass)! Another word of caution, especially in the context of GPs both inside and outside the sauna, they will always have a sob story and will continue to beg for your financial aid. It did become really onerous (especially in Rio) so just be careful and don't let people take advantage of you. I had to block one or two GPs from Rio because the begging just got more and more ridiculous, not to mention rude. It was clear they were only interested in money. A part of me feels sorry for them as life is tough over there. I went to a friend's place in Ipanema and his living conditions honestly broke my heart. I believe he was paying alot per month for the luxury of a shoe-box room with a shared bathroom and toilet. Tbf the view of Ipanema beach was great. I'm told by Brazilians that the average monthtly salary in Brazil is around 1000 to 1500 reals for blue collar work, and around 3000 reals for a working professional. Lots of them seem to have side hustles to supplement their income. From a money perspective we in the west sometimes don't realise just how fortunate we are.  On the other hand, there is a correct way of asking for things - to be clear I have no issue helping out GPs in genuine need if it's done with respect and good grace - don't take the piss and try to take advantage of me. Any decent GP asking for money outside of their services will do so respectfully and is often embarrased to ask. They'll often say something like 'i'd appreciate anything you can help me with for X reason etc' 
 In terms of GPs, I made some amazing new connections/friends in Brazil but only a small minority of these are not underpinned by a financial dynamic.  Yes you can get free sex online, at bars, beaches etc but obviously its way more effort and is not guaranteed. Furthermore, I am told (by Brazilians) that Grindr in Brazil is becoming increasingly dangerous so again be careful using it.
The following day and another trip to Lagoa - after some more touristy stuff. This time I've got my GP buddy with me as a wingman haha. Obviously I will tip him lol. Today I take a seat in the bar and watch some football (soccer) on the big screen upstairs. Brazil's under 21s are playing. I nip downstairs quickly to check something in my locker when I see the most delicious slice of white Brazilian hunk known to man. About 6 ft 1, massive shoulders, pecs, arms, creamy white skin and big full juicy red nipples, no signs of steroid use, what more could you ask for? His face isn't the best in the world but for that body I honestly don't care. We make brief eye contact but he seems to be chatting to another client. For now, he is the only guy on my radar. It's about 9pm and a few minutes later I see him putting his clothes back on in the changing room, my heart sinks as I think he's leaving. I head back upstairs to meet my GP buddy who seems to be struggling for clients recently. I tell him about the GP downstairs and he jets off to try and help me out. A few minutes later, my buddy comes back with the white hunk who could rival Hercules himself, my heart is racing. 'Obrigao irmao' I whisper to my wingman and tip him 50Reals. Hercules pulls me to one side and begins to chat in portuguese, I do my best to understand him but google translator is definitely needed. After brief small talk, I ask him how much he wants. '300?' he replies. I was hoping for less but no way was I about to negociate with this hunk and risk losing him. I agree and we head off to a cabin. The sex is decent, not amazing but it  fulfills my fantasy of the hunky white personal trainer at the gym I've always wanted to bang. He's also a good kisser, as are all the Brazilian guys Ive been with, even the ones who are straight/Bi/top only etc. After a steamy session he tells me about his life and we discuss the gap between rich and poor in Brazil. He asks me if I'll be back tomorrow to which I reply 'yeah I should be' even though I was undecided at that point.
We bid each other farewell and he leaves Lagoa for the night. After my encounter with Hercules, My GP buddy comes back to greet me. I thank him again for helping me out and we have a chat about gogo boys. He says it is possible to get one if you know the right people and he seems to be confident he can arrange it for me if the specific gogo boy was at the sauna. Other GPs also told me that gogo dancers are available for programas if approached discreetly and in the right way, but it goes without saying you will pay more. I did try contacting one or two on instagram but they have so many followers it's tricky getting them to even see your message. Alas, my dream of bedding Joao Humberto or Lipe remains alive, hopefully next time now that I have my wingman and some new tips.
The following day, I'm all sexed out and I needed to get Ready for Rio. A GP/friend (a guy from a site i'd met a couple days ago for a quick session - yes risky I know) invited me to his place to smoke some weed in Vila Madalena. Under no circumstances would I ever suggest going back to a guy's place in Brazil unless you are 100% sure you know them well, especially in light of recent events at 117 in Rio. In hindsight this was probably a lapse of judgement but ironically this GP is now one of my few genuine friends where money doesn't dictate our relationship. He did have ID the first time I saw him and has a stable job, after sex we ended up speaking like old friends for hours. I trusted him somewhat then but now I trust him completely and we've made plans to travel to other parts of Brazil together next time. But I reiterate, under no circumstances should you go back to a guy's place unless you are 100% sure they can be trusted or you know them very well. It's just not worth taking the risk. Furthermore, make sure their building has security cameras and a concierge. I'm not really a smoker, but we had some weed at his place, some drinks and a bit of foreplay all before I headed off to the coach station to catch a bus to Rio!
Another word of caution, there are young guys on Avenida Paulista riding around on bicyles stealing phones, bags, hats etc. I saw it happen to a gringo right outside Mcdonalds so be sure to keep your valuables out of sight and secure. I used a fanny pack which works pretty well. If you really need to use your phone, e.g. to check on an uber etc - do it quickly and keep your wits about you, ideally go into a shop, restaurant, shopping area etc. If none of these are nearby then stand up against a wall so you have no blindspots. You will get into the habit of being careful with your phone in Brazil. It's such a contrast to London or other big western cities where you can safely be on your phone at every given moment in practically any given location. Most places take card but I would recommend having some cash to hand, especially because ATM/cash machines in SP are few and far between and they tend to close around 8pm (the ones inside the banks). Also most GPs only take Cash or PIX ( a Brazilian money transfer service which only Brasilians can use). Lastly, unless you want to destroy your Uber rating, don't slam the Uber doors lmao. The Ubers are also dirttt cheap out there.
To sum up, I had a blast in SP and will defo be back either this year or early next year God willing. I hope somebody finds this report useful, when I get some time I will try and do one for Rio. Currently waiting for a connecting flight to London in Lisboa, damn they have some seriously hot Portuguese immigration officers here haha.
 

2 incidents in a short period ... It is very dangerous to go outside a sauna indeed