Keithambrose

Yes, indeed!

Nowadays, i allow 3 hours if i am changing planes. I just don't want the hassle of running to get the connection, missing it,trying to rebook, worrying about luggage etc. Singapore Airlines are good but a lot of other airlines are notoriously bad in these circumstances. It is the case that some attractive fares have short connections, but I don't go for them. I'd rather keep my blood pressure stable! Having said that, my Malaysian, Perth to KL flight, a couple of years ago, was 4 hours late and I missed the London connection. They met me at the door of my plane, in KL, with my rebooked flight and accommodation in the airport Hotel, with meals included. Very efficient. But I lost 14 hours! No

Wish I had your stamina!

Some time ago, I was chatting to a Japanese lawyer i know, who had a big case for American clients. They wanted to attend the hearing of the case on Tokyo, but when he told them it was on Christmas Day, they changed their minds!

Close to Spike Milligan, "I told you I was ill." I gather W C Fields did not have a tombstone, thus the frequent suggestion that it said, "on the whole I'd rather be here than in Philadelphia", is apocryphal. Shame!

Really brings home the personal losses and total destruction.

Luckily, I don't have a basement!

I have seen, and used, a couple of Nepali escorts, here in London, a few years ago. Pretty good. Now disappeared.

Which is easy to do with multiple personalities!

You are assuming that he reads his posts!

Some of the Thai guys on there have been using the same pics for many years!

Do they have a postal system?

I agree. I don't answer any calls that are not in my contact list.

I took off from Suvarnabhumi on Monday, and after about 5 mins, all you could see was flooding everywhere, it went on for many miles, roads disappeared, isolated patches of high ground. Odd houses, otherwise just water.

Daydreamer by name, Daydreamer by nature!

Er, it was a joke... I think we all know what an aperitif is!

He was busy at the time.

Well, at least they had been born!

But it would restrict your day time activities. Perhaps that would be ok?. No more rice with garlic.

Mind you, as a vampire you would be ageless.

He means more like over 70.......

Very clever. And 'Simples'?

Clearly not! Worth knowing.

Obliged the idea of "apperatips"!

Old Daddy, of course