[Cheer and moaning in land of smiles - 2023 trip report]

On 9/27/2023 at 10:46 AM, vaughn said:

"when you come back bb"
"come see me soon krap"
"new iphone come out darling, can you buy me my phone break"

The waiting back home for the next trip is always the worst, with loving messages of past flings sporadically appearing in Line, they must really miss me. Lucky for me the wait is over and i'm back in the thick of it once again, dodging the guys I should've known better to avoid in the first place while chasing down the new and shiny ones that will soon become the former.

This report will be breaking some of my own rules, after one previous live report was shown to a guy i was with, i told myself i will never do a live report again.. but here we are, so if you ever feel the urge to show my ramblings to anyone.. just don't! i've got enough headaches in my life. I'm going to do my best to protect the identities of myself and my acquaintances, let's all play nice and respect that.

I'm going to be adding to this report over the next few months, how long, i still don't know because i've quit my job and decided i'll go spend time travelling around SEA as long as I want/need/can. I'm here for twinks, relaxation, food and sights.. in that order.
I’m posting in the Thailand forum, but it will venture out into the unknown at a later date.

 

--- Start of Bangkok ---
Window shades up, tray tables locked, seats in upright positions.. there will be no further safety instruction, here i go.

I had been dealing with a whirlwind of issues before my departure date which saw me flying around my home country for the days before I was set to embark on my longest ever trip, the stress of it all and flights to and fro really messed with my ability to plan this trip. So there i was about to check-in to my Thai Airways direct to BKK without a plan or even an onward flight booking, while waiting in queue i quickly book a flight to Cambodia for 29 days later. ok that should get me past immigration, turns out my Thai airways check-in agent asked if i had an onward flight, but just took my word for it and no one ever asked to see it. 

Thai airways is a solid 8/10 carrier as usual, older planes but service is good and the food was better than i remembered. My only real issue was one of my own doing, i dropped the left airpod out of my ear mid-flight and rather than waking the seatmate next to me i decided to search for it when we land. well, when we landed it was nowhere to be found even with the help of several flight attendants. 
So i'm day one into my trip with half a set of headphones, a pocket full of baht and no clue.

I activate my AIS eSIM (900baht for 5G 30 days/50GB), for reference the comparable AIS SIM at the airport booth i spotted was 2000 baht. I already had baht in my wallet from my last trip so i head down to the taxis and onward to Le Meridien.
First order of business, massage.

I did the Surawong lap, down through the Tawan dogleg and past nineteen. Lots of bums on seats and offers but none that really caught my eye. I decided to head back to one of the mixed male/female shops where there was a guy that could meet my needs in low light conditions. 

Note: now before i tell this story, be aware that i know there were multiple junctures where i could have changed the outcome... i know this.. i am as the french would say Le Idiote (i dont know french). 

I approach the massage shop up to the guy of my interest and the mamasam (i assume) intervenes and asks if i want massage, well yes, I say and point at 60 minutes oil massage while looking and smiling toward the guy i like. she says 'follow me', off i go expecting him to tail in behind me, I pay my 600 baht at the register and right after I've paid I look behind me to discover a Shrek lookalike had followed me in... oh bother. 
I am far too polite to reject this poor lad grinning at me from ear to ear after i had just paid right in front of him, ladyboy mamasan had disappeared  shouting something toward the front of the store the second after i paid, i'm standing there shell shocked while Shrek stomps up the stairs. Ok, suck it up... it's just a massage, maybe he won't try anything, at least his hands look strong.. reassuring myself as i sheepishly creak up the stairs.

I shower in the piss smelling washroom, wrap the towel around my waist and walk towards the curtained 'room' with Shrek guarding the stairs so i can't make a run for it (presumably). Ok face first into the massage bed and out comes the oil, enough oil to fill a tanker evading sanctions, but at least the massage was strong. The reach under didn't take long, oh no, i press my pelvis against the bed, he starts rubbing his (thankfully clothed) dick against my arm and hands as i try to tuck my arms closer into my body... the hints just aren't reaching.

The turn... well, it was inevitable at this point. I close my eyes and do everything in my mental power to remain soft to not encourage this any further (the places my mind had to go will remain unsaid), the thought does cross my mind if this has moved into assault territory as my balls are getting fondled for a good 5 minutes, but let's not dwell on it, I knew what i'm getting myself into by not backing out earlier. I am successful against all attempts from him to make me hard so he can offer the extras, clenched my eyes closed and let out a little sigh of relief when he gave up. Time to shower the buckets of oil off me, it doesn't work, the oil is immune to water and soap, i'm a baby penguin after and oil spill.

I return to the room and he's gone, i guess he didn't want to stick around to see if i would tip (i was going to give him something small as a gesture of good will). i go downstairs and put my shoes on, grit my teeth through a smile to the mamasan then go straight to 7/11 to buy a packet of cigarettes.

I need to process this so i headed to the safety of the highly regarded foodland restaurant, on my way a cute waiter tout outside one of the bars grabs at my arm but the oil.. his hand can't get a good grip as i tell him 'not tonight sorry'. What a sight i must have been, half wet hair, covered in oil, cigarette hanging from my mouth, pale and wide eyed like i've just seen a car crash. 
I eat my chicken cashew, shaking my head, exhausted... what a start to my trip, surely it's going to get better from here

Great start !,

I loved both your humour and your writing style  

[Human penises are getting bigger]

Well mine hasn't gotten any bigger over the last 30 years  

[this site is deemed dangerous]

34 minutes ago, Londoner said:

Loading has been slow for a few days...at least for me. 

Same for me, also in the UK 

[DoDo Bar - Jomtien Complex]

3 hours ago, scott456 said:

Do you guys sleep naked?

Trick is to switch off the air con as you go to sleep (I keep the ceiling fan on). 

Consequence is the boys feel hot and throw off the duvet cover, a happy sight to wake up to the next morning 😂

Actually most boys seem to sleep with their pants on but still .....

[Impossible to find ?18-25 slender thai for playful nude wrestling]

On 8/19/2023 at 9:52 PM, Keithambrose said:

Off line a bit, but a website called 'mid-west wrestling ' popped up on my phone. Not sure fron where. If you like twinks worth watching. No nudity, it's all very legit, but the contestants wear tight one piece leotards, which leave nothing to the imagination! So if you like cute guys showing off their cock and ass, most seem to have a hard on, it's worth a look!

TikTok is full of short clips of such wrestling bouts between young men in tight leotards - very alluring! Once you start clicking 'like' on one, they keep popping up on your feed. All quite legit, but they can stir the imagination! 🤣

 

 

 

 

 

 

[DoDo Bar - Jomtien Complex]

My next holiday is still a little over 3 weeks away, but now seeing those clips it can't come fast enough. 

That last boy I am in love (lust) 😂

[Is Indicting Trump A Good Idea?]

 

Reading all this with bewilderment!

What have I learned?  That 'our side' always tells the truth, 'your side' always tells lies! 🤣

We clearly have a lot to be grateful for on our side of the 'pond'! 😂

 

[Shocking! Absolutely Shocking! Gay Thailand Info Alert]

42 minutes ago, Shonen said:

No, I’ve been a top and love twinks, but I’m thinking of bottoming my next trip. 

I now do both, there are two advantages in being able to bottom as well as top.

First, all money boys are now potentially open to you in the bars and apps. Not many straight tops will bottom, but a large number of gay bottoms will also top if requested.

Second as you get older (I shall be 70 next year), I frankly haven't the energy and libido to be able to top as often as I used to be able to do. So now when in Pattaya I will probably do two short-times a day, one as top and the other as bottom.

I am happy, the money boys are happy: win win! 😂

[German Pattaya businessmans remains found in Thai freezer]

Dismembered by chainsaw, bagged and stored in a working freezer unit - I am waiting for the police to declare that it was 'suicide'? 😂

[Shocking! Absolutely Shocking! Gay Thailand Info Alert]

20 minutes ago, dellboy said:

F**k , missed that one !! 

Me too! haha

Perhaps this will help the 'what is a twink' debate?

 

 

 

[Shocking! Absolutely Shocking! Gay Thailand Info Alert]

35 minutes ago, bobtpa1614502761 said:

I just spent 2 weeks in the Jomtien Complex for the third time this year.  Each time I have been overwhelmed by the number of handsome, sexy guys available. All types, including many twinks.  I didn't visit any of the massage places but they also had many stunning guys sitting outside.

Yes especially now in low season when the boys seem to vastly outnumber customers, you will be spoilt for choice, with many happy memories (and happy endings!) to be made.

That said I have about 10 more weeks to wait until my next holiday!

[The Vinapu/Olddaddy Forums]

1 hour ago, Olddaddy said:

 Are you in Pattaya Vessey ?

Not until mid September and then only for three weeks  

[The Vinapu/Olddaddy Forums]

Good Lord have we reduced ourselves to commenting on each other rather than on the boys? 🤣

I can't really play as I have not met most of you including olddaddy,

But vinapu I have met - he is the genuine article and a nice guy - although our taste in boys differs somewhat 😂

[X boys]

I have never stayed for one of their Karaoke sessions, and those were slow to return after Covid. No suggestion that they had resumed them even this last January while I was there.

The DJ with the microphone I too would have found intensely annoying,

But a line-up of 'twink-girlish types' would be enough to get me there - DJs notwithstanding! 🤣

[Pita ‘ready to be Thailand’s 30th prime minister’]

I wish him every success, but does he really believe that the Generals will simply roll-over and allow him to take charge?

[Saturday Night in Pattaya Bars]

Think part of the problem is that the boys sitting with customers complain that the AC makes them feel too cold (they certainly have to me in the past), so my guess would be that it has been deliberately turned down rather than failed.

[Saturday Night in Pattaya Bars]

Posted on Winner Boys FaceBook page today. Looks like they are doing better than ok   That's a great line-up!

[All in the family]

Is there any free and open democracy in SEA?

[Guys with big tool (Pattaya /Bangkok)]

2 hours ago, Shonen said:

I’d hardly call these guys professionals. They don’t get paid much and come and go frequently at Nice Boys.

That should read 'and cum and go frequently at Nice Boys' 🤣

[Guys with big tool (Pattaya /Bangkok)]

6 hours ago, a-447 said:

I've seen Thai guys cum in customers' mouths on numerous occasions. I've also seen them cum in a customer's drink.  I haven't witnessed a bukkake....yet.

As the mama-san in Niceboys kept saying, "Welcome to Thailand. Everything OK!"

I still harbour this secret fantasy (well perhaps not so secret now), to be sat on a chair on the stage at Nice Boys for a bukkake session from all the boys. 😂

It would have been possible in the old Good Boys, in fact I witnessed it being done there (also reports from the boys about a customer who wanted a gang bang there one night - I believe they closed early to enable that).

But back to my fantasy - I guess Nice Boys is the only possibility left for a bukkake session left in Pattaya now  

I bet Dui or Mark could organise it for me next trip if I had the courage to ask them? 😇

[Guys with big tool (Pattaya /Bangkok)]

4 hours ago, orson said:

I thought they only do it on stage. What is this booth all about? It is new to me. Last time I was in niceboys, only 1 was handsome for me. The 3 other guys were kinda rough. Is the tip still 200 per cum, I recall 300 for the contest.

Buy them a drink and they join you on the seating where you can play with their cocks - I tip 100-200 for that dpeneding on how long I do it and whether I suck them or not as well.  They will usually ask 'you want me to cum?' If you nod or say yes then they will either wank themselves off or you wank (and suck) them off and when they cum they expect 300 baht.

The chuck-wow contests on stage are 300 baht in the pot for the winner. But I have seen guys load the pot with a lot more than that sometimes. Last holiday I was there one night when two younger amerian guys had opened a whisky and were smoking weed, and put a 1k note in the pot for the first one on stage to cum, and again for the second lad to finish, and thereafter 500 for each boy to finish (one twice haha). But the going rate is normally 300 baht for a cum.

I have never been in the booth myself, but its sides do offer more privacy. So if I wanted to get my cock out as well, that would be the place I would go 😇

[Thailand’s problem with transgenders in the workplace]

Interesting thread and a sure sign that I am getting older in that I had absolutely no idea what all these descriptors or  labelling means; not that I am a fan of labels or categorising people at the best of times 🤣

For all practical purposes 'working' boys I meet in their various 'work-places' in Pattaya, are either gay or straight, and if they are straight just how 'gay for pay' are they? More practical still, do they top, bottom or are they versatile?

So when the hung young guy banging your ass in your room at night says that he can only stay short-time as he has to get back to his wife and children, it suggests price tags might be more appropriate than sexual labels 😂

So much easier to try and live and let live without judgement 😊

[Guys with big tool (Pattaya /Bangkok)]

I remember Chet, lovely boy, claimed by the army lottery before Goodboys closed, and resurfaced in A-Bomb for a while just pre-Covid, but I haven't seem him in the last couple of years.

Nice Boys remains one of my favourite bars and I too contribute heavily to tips, chuck-wows and offs while I am there, although drink prices at 200 baht are not cheap, but for cock-play there is no other bar left in Pattaya quite like it.

It is no place for the shy, either boy or customer; shy boys dont last long and shy customers flee to the safer havens of boyztown.

There are certainly a variety of cocks and cock sizes on offer in Nice Boys, some dissapointingly small, one or two eye-wateringly big. Some just drop their jeans and pants to chuck-wow, while one or two just get fully naked and dance around the bar. 

If you have never been it is certainly an experience 🤣

[Short time rooms near jomtien]

In the past, a horny customer, a willing boy, and the boss/mamasans have always found a room somewhere in and around the Complex to do the deed!

It's just not something they can openly advertise for obvious reasons.

Its a shame its not like the Soi 6 (Pattaya) Girl Bars that almost all have three or four short-time rooms above each bar where there is regular footfall up and down the stairs. 

[Cambodian mystery and Thai solution - first trip of 2023]

6 hours ago, vinapu said:

 

So another twink in my collection and it was good move.  He was not hungry so we went to hotel right away and had surprisingly romantic evening , night and morning. Am I in process of switching to twinks? That serious question I need to answer.

These days, as I get older,  I am happy to spilt my time in Thailand between partners where I am wearing the condom, or where my partners are wearing the condom. Occasionally I can find a versatile partner where we can both switch/switch as the session progresses.  

I would say, that a boy with great smile melts me like nothing else.