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I see what you did there. 😏   Yes! 😂🤣😅

Jewish boys get a bris. In Dubai, apparently you get your balls tarred and cleaned. 😂

I can't even sing, I was told I looked like an Osmond when I was younger though 🤷‍♂️

@PeterRS2, I hadn’t even managed to reply to your last post and you were already back in the archives digging up another one of mine. 😂 And once again, you’re proving the point rather than disproving it 🤷‍♂️ That February post was answering a question about hotel bookings, room allocation, OTAs and status benefits. I spent decades in the hotel business, so yes, I gave a detailed answer. Just like a trip report can be long because there’s actually a trip to report....duh. Nobody said, “Peter writes long posts, therefore long posts are bad.” The joke was that you can take one tiny throwaway remark and turn it into a multi-post investigation requiring rebuttals, old threads, member histories and supporting exhibits.... that's @Keithambrose job, he's an English attorney, apparently 😉 You’ve now searched back through February, March and July, quoted entire old posts, invoked the Board rules, accused me of lying and apparently opened a branch office of the National Archives... all before I could reply once. 😲 And then you finish by dragging @mauRICE back into it too. Peter, at this point you’re not defending yourself from the joke, you’re providing new material for it, don't you see it? If you dig any deeper into my posting history, we’re going to have to send in a rescue team with helmets and mining equipment, and you’ll probably surface somewhere in Pattaya clutching three posts from 2007 and shouting, “Aha! I knew it!” 😂 You really should know by now how much I enjoy fucking around like this. I’m sitting here laughing while imagining you reading every word with a furrowed brow as though you’re preparing evidence for the Court of Appeal.... Lighten up a little. Not every joke is a challenge to your honor that requires a rebuttal, supporting exhibits and three witnesses. Sometimes it’s just people taking the piss, I had to look up that expression 😝 @BjornAgain can attest to this. He’s been out drinking with me a few times. This is pretty much me in real life too. The sarcasm doesn’t get switched on for the forum, it comes as standard equipment. 😂  

So was Harrison Ford, who later became Hans Solo. So there!